Wildly Uncomfortable Public Transportation Stories

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so if you get a bug bite on the train it could be a little mosquito bite or a near-death experience happy writing so I take the bus to work every single day and a couple weeks ago it rained in LA which is a rare event here and I got on the bus it was pretty empty I picked a seat towards the back and a few minutes in I noticed the smell it's not a good smell and I start to look around they're only about two other people there with me and it's not coming from either of them I'm not sure where it's coming so I sit for a few seconds thinking about this and then I noticed my butt is wet so I stand up kind of in shock and try to convince myself that it's just rain water that was in rainwater it was definitely pee I was sitting in a stranger's he I'm the bus turning around is not an option at this point it's gonna take like an hour to get to work the only thing I can do is go to Target that's close to work and get pants so I went to Target and got new pants no underwear baby wipes and a bottle of whiskey just to console myself because it was 8 o'clock in the morning and this is no way to start your day it was the longest commute of my life I was on the bus going back to my dad's house with my two sisters in San Francisco my two sisters got off the bus when we made it to the stop but then I got like caught behind for some reason and this man just like enters the bus and he's like shaking and like kind of falling over he's clearly drunk and he's really really smelly like I got a bagel wife of him he's coming close to me and he's still falling over and he just goes like he just smears his hand on my face like if I was a pole or something to hold on to pulls it for like three four seconds and just walks right by unfazed completely unfazed and I was just like I got off the bus and I started screaming at my sister so I was like give me the keys to the house give me the keys to the house my sisters were cracking up they thought it was the most hilarious thing because I am a huge germaphobe I went into the bathroom and I took the rubbing alcohol and I rubbed it all over my face and then I went to grab the dish soap because hand soap is not gonna clean my face enough took the dish soap and I washed my face with it like two times if a drunk man is coming on the bus and you see coming towards your way run because he might use your face to stabilize himself I went up to San Francisco to visit one of my best friends and we were going to the Ferry Building and we decided to take the bus to get there but before we got on the bus we had a few mimosas so I was like a little tipsy on this bus ride and we were standing up holding on to like you know the little rope thing that you hold on to and I had this little purse like over my shoulder I wasn't really paying much attention then like two stops later a ton of people got off and after all this huge rush of people got off this woman who had been sitting down kind of near where we were standing was like oh excuse me ma'am I think someone might have taken your wallet out of your purse and she said it so calmly that I almost like didn't really believe her I was like what and then sure enough I like look in my purse and my wallet is not in there anymore and she's like that guy that's like just getting up like about to walk off the bus took your wallet and normally like soberly I think I would have just been like well what do I do like I guess I don't have my wallet anymore but because I was a little tipsy I had this like liquid courage I just walked right off the bus and followed this guy and I was like hey you stole my wallet give it back to me and he's like no I didn't know I didn't what are you talking about and then he just drove up to my wallet on the ground and like ran away and it was so weird but I just like picked up my wallet and all of the people on the bus had totally been watching this whole thing go down so when I got back on the bus they were all like cheering for me that I got my wallet back and then it was so weird we just kind of like went on our way and it was sort of like nothing happened so it's the summer after my junior year of college I'm using public transportation every day for the first time and I'm sitting there pretty usual I don't like to get in anyone's way so I like tucking my feet under the benches great idea and I feel something tickling my ankle and I look down and I see like a mosquito flying away I'm like oh great I got a mosquito bite for the next couple days I don't feel too well but I didn't overthink it suddenly on the second night as I'm going to bed I put my phone on my nightstand and right before I put my phone down I have lockjaw and then I start shaking violently and then next thing I know I'm projectile vomiting into the trash can on my walls everywhere and I pass out the next thing I know I wake up at my 4:00 a.m. alarm I go to work I don't overthink it because for some reason I feel good again so I go to my boss casually tell him I'm not feeling too well maybe it's cuz of this mosquito bite I got a couple days ago and he looks at me and he says Jasmine that's not a mosquito bite you need to go to Urgent Care and get that checked out and good thing because I go to Urgent Care the nurse sits me down and she goes you've been bitten by a brown recluse spider one of the most poisonous spiders in the country what and I was loaded up on antibiotics and I had a great night with my friends on FaceTime so yeah public transportation is fun or deadly


48 Comments

Lady Stardust · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

I’m a broke college student with no car so I take the bus most of the time. Boy I have stories to tell you from fights, to creepy old men flirting, to a girl puking in the bus…

Cate R · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

Yeah I catch the train to school every day. I’m never tucking my feet in under my chair again.

Kaitlin Melissa · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

Who sits without checking the seat on public transportation!? I could never.

shaggy Scoobs · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

4:00 r/thathappened

a b · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

Do only girls have bad experiences on public transportation?

emely gander · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

The german Oktoberfest Music in the end 😂

Grace Chancy · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

I've gotten bit by a brown recluse before aswell

isabel christine harwood · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

my name's also Isabel! 😍

Dango Kitty · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

I thought the title said wildly uncomfortable pubic transportation stories

Ariel · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

do this same video, but this time use people from NYC

Ami Rapp · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

Transporation

Nicklovesroblox107_2 Roblox and stuff · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

That intro tho 😂😂😂😂

Chiara Campoverde · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

I have the same lamp lol 😆

Llama AJ · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

I was bitten by a brown recluse when I was like 8 and a tip for people who get a brown recluse bite in your leg…. keep it up somehow like on a pillow or somthing

paige snook · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

i think the first one was the worst

Jason Cheung · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

I have got lots of story's from the group of idiots to the psychopath and those are true story on public transport.

White Pelt Cat · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

I think the first one was the worst.

A YT Channel · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

that girl with the smearing hand 🤚🏽 story’s sisters made me mad 😠

Val Draws · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

NOOOOOOO SPIDERS!??! I'M NEVER GOING ON A PUBLIC BUS OR TRAIN AGAIN 😓

Gatcha Girl · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

For people in hot states of America it is hardly ever cold and rainy, in England it is hardly ever sunny or hot. HELP US

Maycie Pool · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

Omg Maycie is the one person I have seen that spells there name the way I do!

ellacs 06 · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

Okay now I'm scared. I take the bus every single day to get to and from school

Sharon P · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

This is y I force my mom to drive me place.

Tyla Morfee · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa no just no

Patrick Prejean · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

Public transport is literal trash

Aeryl Zoe · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

I guess everyone is really uncomfortable in San Francisco

siannaa · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

i would’ve killed myself if i got bitten by that bc i’d be scarred and scared. i get scared of ants let alone skksks

QWERTYDesigns · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

That wallet story is definitely r/thathappened

N.Z Eterradon · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

4:05 r/thathappend

Cocohontas · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

A brown recluse!!! She’s lucky she didn’t lose a limb 😖

//Haxard SlayDudE// · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

Projectile vomiting,that could be a good weapon

Finley Flamingo · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

When the girl at the very beginning intro part smiles she kinda looks like elle mills

Kimchi FriedSprite · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

THIS IS WHY IM AFRAID OF BUGS AND SPIDERS

Abbieq11 · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

I feel bad but for the spider story I was laughing, and she is kind of funny

Isabel Frias · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

Once, a guy siting nex to me, started mastubatating.

xXGacha CookieXx · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

What’s lockjaw?

Graesyn Lineberry · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

My mom went to the er because of a brown recluse spider

Agatka Grzyb · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

girl: *gets lockjaw, shakes violently, vomits*
girl: eh, business as usual, time to go to work!!

I G O T N O J A M S · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

I was sitting next to an old guy on the plane.

Him: You travelin’?

Me: Yeah?? (Thinking: nah I live in this airplane)

Him: What’s your name?

Me: Chad, My name’s Chad. (Thinking: ik I’m a girl but please don’t talk to me ;-;)

Him: Where you goin’?

Me: says place we are BOTH going to (Thinking: stfu before I drop you faster than your son dropped high school)

Pearle Peterson · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

I was bit by a brown recluse in December of 2017! It was terrifying and I left it untreated and unaware that I had been bitten by such a deadly spider. Totally freaky experience and I can’t even express the misery I went through.

TLGH · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

And then everybody clapped.

Zoey Stewart · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

K so once my house was Infested with brown recluse spiders… I’m not ok

Rhiannon Eachus · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

one time i was on the train in seattle and i sat down on a HUGE wad of gum
i didn't realize i had sat in gum until it was an hour later and i was looking for my phone patting my pockets and felt gum on my butt
i go to the bathroom and theres just a huge spot of gum on my ass

Depression 0 · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

Yo but why has 1:45 happened to me before😂😭

Polat Yalçın · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

One time when I was at the subway and it was getting faster as it leaves the station, this one girl was talking to her friend on her phone. Seconds later the train made a sudden brake and the girl literally FLEW to the front and hit her forehead to the pole. It was hella bloody and I'm pretty sure she needed some stitches.

Alexis Hayashi · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

Maycie has a pretty annoying voice tbh

Elijah Davidson · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

Well, that's five minutes wasted…

Melissa Garro B · May 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

The spider story…
That just feeds my arachnophobia…

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