Vegas Vacation – Clark Playing Blackjack Scenes

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my friend $200 in chips for a big man you know the blackjack is the only game where a smart player has a mathematical advantage over the house this should be sweet 18 thank you suppose are you a professional are you that's it nineteen Clemmy oh he's good he's good another 100 and chips please changing 100 that's it clerk your moves boss okay wise guy let's see how you do against three hands oh gee that's it I've had enough let's get out of here good luck sir I ain't seen a beating like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants to turn the monkey loose five hundred dollars you don't know when to quit do you Griswold here's an idea why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet then you'll go out there I'll kick you in the nuts and we'll call it a day she's telling me we'll be with she's big I hear what you say what can I do with $5 yeah I don't know buy a bullet and rinse a gun


28 Comments

Kyle Oxenham · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

The dealer is played by Wallace Shawn. He's the 2nd actor from The Princess Bride to appear in a Vacation movie. The first was the late Mel Smith, who played the Albino in The Princess Bride and the London hotel manager in European Vacation.

Greg Besso · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

If I’m ever at the Mirage, I’m playing 1/2 NL. Just so I don’t have to play at Wallace Shawn’s table!

David J · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

"Are you a professional?"
"No, are you?"

Lol

Pat Treu · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

Blackjack, blackjack, blackjack, six, lol

Pat Treu · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

What can I do with 5 dollars, I don't know, buy a bullet and rent a gun…. Hahaha

TonesTheGeek · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

This movie actually foretold the future. I laughed at how ridiculously bad his luck was and that he couldn't win a single hand and the dealer being such a jerk about it. But now it's really like that, they sucked all the fun out of the experience and are just all around cold about it, real tragic too. I used to go to casinos quite often when my luck was fairly average (win some, lose some, just back and forth) but in the last few years I started going less and less because it would just be three hours of mostly losing hands and no room to enjoy myself, and with their really chintzy rewards programs and no more free drinks there's not even that consolation anymore. If people have no sense of hope they can win or that they will get to have a good time win or lose, they won't come to play. Now these days it's all old people who still go by the busload and there are fewer every year and no one is replacing them because the younger crowd gets turned off after one bad visit.

eternalhalloween1 · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

If this video doesn't deter someone from gambling, I don't know what will. $22,600. lost!

Michael Yuscavage · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

Damn, scenes like this one remind me of those family vacations as a kid, cruisin' the States, wind in my hair and I stick my head out the window of the Wagon Queen Family Truckster…

ncc1701p · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

Loved this guy (Dealer). He played the Grand Nagus Zek in Deep Space Nine

R T · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

Dr. Sturges

kreenichiwa k · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

Ok.

WHAT WAS THAT CROPPED HAIRED LADY'S PROBLEM.

Ryan Scherbluk · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

1:23 love that part lol

Gar Nunce · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

Marty the dick bag dealer if from Ohio

Oldandwize · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

When you you sit down an a blackjack table if you lose 2 hands walk away because the table isn't with you.

michael adams · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

Sorry sir!

Eric Cable · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

2:04 Best line ever

Bee Andy · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

his laugh was so freaking annoying in all those 90s movies

Vegas Mitchell · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

There's a Reason those Blackjack Tables are there along with the Slot machines. if u Can't Kinda Count Cards + get Lucky it's Almost IMPOSSIBLE 2 Win at 21!

Hammer Sandoval · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

Just cancelled my 10 day business trip to Las Vegas, thank for the video, house always win👍❤🇺🇸

schoeller23 · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

Song name?

Kevin Wight · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

Black jack black jack black jack …..six lol love the beating he puts in him haha

Trevor Steedman · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

Seen fletch etc he at some stage have had skin cancer

David Herzog · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

Pay back time!

Quasar 1229 · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

Inconceivable!!

SCRAMBLEGAMBLE1 · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

Changing $500

Sheldon Cooper · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

That dealer wouldn't stand a chance against me LOL!

Smug Smugly · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

Changing 1600 !

Joey Roller · July 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

1:33 That is such a perfect “I’m going to rape you” face right here…

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