Vacation scammer speaks with a Jolly Roger bot named Ox-Gut McGee

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hello hello hello yes hi mister sorry but what was that mister no no no no not in the apartment it's a good farm that's why he got there insects and they go outside again I told you no because there and yeah hello is this a bad time sir what what company are you with ok but first my name is and I'm with vacations and this is just a courtesy call sir regarding to travel credits he received about 18 months ago for one of our VIP vacation packages ok and this one is for the florida package valued at $2,600 do you recall these credits sir yeah I'm sorry you said yes or no hmm ok ok you do recall this you know I I wanted to be a gymnast when I was a kid okay just one just one fall and that was the end of my Olympic figure skating career I'm sorry you know I could I could have been I could have been working for NASA and Here I am on the phone talking to a telemarketer is that bad or good mm-hmm sir do you recall about these credits okay so are you ready to tell me why you called yes I actually am so is that a yes no that you recall these credits do you smoke then I will because I'm having a hello I do not getting smoking I have to tell you it's been now it's like my third day if you are using you smoke no I do not never have oh did you cook did you call earlier and talk to my son no I did not sir oh yes my oh yes my friend my friends call me captain second-guessed so who are there or is it okay you know what I think we might need to catch you another time this might be a bad time yes No Jesus do you smoke because I just no I just quit smoking like three days ago and the needles are all kind of going into the bread right now and I just I'm sorry dude you probably this is unjust TMI go ahead sorry let's back up sorry about oh okay now do you recall these credits the Florida package valued at $2,600 okay well mister once again this is just a courtesy call because your travel credits came back to our travel agency okay as unused or not completed and we would like to give you the opportunity to extend your credits for an additional 18 months since they expired last month when a package expires it comes back to our database and that's why we are on the phone with you today yes we really don't want to see you lose out on a beautiful vacation sir and keep in mind you can also transfer this package or pardon of it to a friend or family member as long as they are at least 25 years old and it's free to transfer now there are absolutely no black out there or restrictions as long as you give us a 30 day advance notice do you see yourself traveling to Florida in the next 18 months oh my god I'm just like so need to nicotine I could punch a baby right now I mean not like an ugly baby you know if they mean like not a cute baby just keep just go back up back up for me alright okay do you do you foresee yourself traveling to Florida in the next 18 months all right all right listen I'm just super fidgety I have to walk outside and I'll try to carry you with me I just need Oh get them some nicotine into my system this is what why don't we try calling you back later okay okay can you just enter hmm can you come again go ahead oh I'll try calling you back later when you're okay you're going through something right now okay it's pretty hard for you to focus on what I'm saying and my crap okay mr. Cooper you have a great weekend and we'll try calling you back next week okay three days is indeed shy just leave me alone for a second oh my god seriously mate I want my colleague back next week leer yes yes I'm here hello hello pretty hard for you too yes yes I'm here you keep cutting out I believe I calling I'm I'm Lorde we have a bad connection maybe listen we'll try calling you back next week and hopefully you'll have a better day I went on a cruise last year I thought it would I would get sick or something but it wasn't like that at all it was really wonderful it was great and now I'm now that I'm in love I would like to take my significant other somewhere special I really would okay well that sounds wonderful listen let me ask you then do you foresee yourself going to Florida in the next 18 months my mom travels a lot like she has photo albums filled with places she has visited but you know I think I think she's looking for something deeper that she's never found you know I mean my dad always says no matter where you go there you are I mean that's just the reality if you can't find happiness here and now like in the present moment then you're just not going to get it you're just not going to get it no matter how far you go from your home unless you can generate that happiness in your own life do you I mean do you understand what I'm saying totally listen you know I thought I was saying I didn't want to go on a cruise because I will get seasick but it was I went on one once and I really liked it I had a great time so this is something it really appeals to me okay are you married single or cohabitating sir no but seriously I I went to call righto like a few months ago with my husband and we took the dogs and we saw a family we met them in Boulder and it was it was really really really not I'm sorry what I'm sorry go ahead what were you saying okay are you single married or cohabitating how many calls do you make a day uh that varies what is the average length of one of your phone calls I mean you must get really horrible and tired after talking all day long right seriously – well yeah I wouldn't say that are you married are you single or are you cohabitating so how many people are in the building that you work at do you have it is this like that to make a quota or something is that what you work for or do you lose your job if you don't get a certain amount of people – no that is not how it works let me ask you are you the ages between 25 and 7000 so why don't we try calling you back nephew go for it you're feeling better yes I've actually got to leave now okay okay yeah okay have a great day sir yeah it was lovely talking to you bye bye are you a mind reader because I know this would be money well spent okay so you're telling me you're interested in taking a cruise yes yes I would be very interested I have been waiting for somebody to ask me about this okay okay once again my name is and the name of our company is vacations okay you must love your child because this is your just it's like you're bringing joy into the homes of random people I totally I'm all about it like really let's do it I'm digging this okay good I'm happy that you are sir um we okay on behalf of our corporate partners Hilton Wyndham our CI gold crown interval international okay several other hotels and resorts did your vacations are good leave me a voice message the other day or send me an email no I did not know this is my first time reaching out to you what okay sir why don't do anything I'm on the phone all right all right I'm sorry what was that keep now keep going um okay you're throwing what no it's in that look it's in the cabinet it's in it's under the sink in the cabinet you know what just look I'm going to write all the categories here man yeah I just put more paper in here yes you know what go it give it I don't care get a paper towel I'm on the phone you suck I'm sorry can you can you do that again but I'm some what were you saying could you hold on hold the line for a second please what I told you what's under the same to be stuck on this listen it's under the sink I can't hold on hold on a second I'll be right back yeah thanks ma'am hi I'm back sorry what was that huh yeah hello are you there sir Hey Hey I keep losing you can you come again okay okay yeah I don't want anyone hold on hold on I don't want any chicken right I don't want any I know I know I don't care just give me this cooked the chicken such a drama queen did you try this with the neighbor right I'm onna hey take these the bone crazy right oh I'm done he's talking about someone else these are the new I'm sorry can you back up a little bit and tell me a little oh okay listen we'll talk again next week okay hello is anybody here on the phone I'm with I'm here but we'll talk next week okay have a great evening hold you do you remember a punk rock instead of your packages cording on it's a nice little car though with amber you get on there this no answering machine will fall like you well they were tough enough to sell it yeah but what with that I'm just but thank you soon we'll never give you a direct answer some off-the-wall I'll just say for you still in New York back to base every time you talk to start saying something else ran he's talking to someone else he's not talking to me I know that and then he'll come back and say all the wait I'm here sorry what were you saying and then you'll start talking and then he'll act like he's doing something else again of course talking so you


Jonathan Gaster · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

What hte .. where can I … what the … what is this ?

G & E · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

Lmao 😂

Jason H · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

This is amazing. What a character, you have weaponized idle chat. I am also impressed with your own data mining efforts against them! Social hacking. Scary and funny!

There Are Only 2 Genders · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

It would be cool if there was an app for this on android. I dont mind if my phone sits in the corner and talks with a telemarketer. I would pay money to install something that has all of these characters and sound bites preloaded on the app.

pHD77 · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

So is the AI drawing from pre-recorded clips or is it actually generating speech? If it's the latter, that's both awesome and scary at the same time.

Steve Privette · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am


Thierry Madvig · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

Freekin awesome!

Ruanomar · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

Will there be a version of the bot like this? 😀

Jose Ivan Gallart Lloret · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

good, yeaa very good

Ben Lyons · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am


Damien Johansen · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

Mother…Of…God…. this is AMAZING! hahahah, i am laughing my ass off!

00meat Plays · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

Dang, this is like talking to certain members of my family.

Josh May · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

"I DON'T CARE IF JESUS COOKED THE CHICKEN" – So many great lines. Keep up the amazing work lolll

ihaveasquirrel · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

The messed up thing is I think I could actually have a pretty fulfilling conversation with Ox-gut over here.

teflontelefon · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

Plot twist: both of them are bots.

ProfessorTofty · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

So glad to see stuff being posted again. I started listening shortly after you were on Shark Tank and there was a null period there for a while. Possibly the best one yet in terms of purely recognizing the scam and responding – seems to have a lot of routines too. So long without a bot transfer.

mickey shea · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

scamer revolts channel is much better, this guy deletes scammer files, priceless. unsubbing this channel, good bye

_ Sharpsh00ter · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

This is awesome…one of the best yet!!!

Phil DiCiano · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

"How old are you? Do you remember punk rock?"

I am dead, this is hilarious and a fantastic way to troll these vile scammers. Bravo JR, bravo.

619 OG · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

I don’t care if Jesus cooks the chicken….that’s blasphemous and insulting……whomever came up with that line should be ashamed. Smh

ihaveasquirrel · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am


John Steel · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

The response timings and interpretations of the chatbot seems improved! Were you scanning for the word "interested" by any chance? I can't tell if it was random or not

Prizmatic Z · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

This is so good, listen to them discussing with themselves, and she keeps trying to be nice..

FRIENDLY JAPANESE BUSINESSMAN · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

Hahaha, you deserve a million subs

Agent Smith · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

You should make a racist one

Steve M · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

That was beautiful. Love the ranting and the background chatter. Exquisite. Well done!

M endel · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

Do you support languages other than English?

M endel · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

Is this a new feature that the bot can recognize the type of scam and start talking about that particular topic?

sheepdog · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

It is a legit person, because he was talking about toilets!

TMo · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

Haha. Great bot. Seems much more advanced than previous ones. Impressive. Oh and scammers are scum.

AdHoc · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

Amazing as always, we need more of these!

Pizzazz Incorporated · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

She is chewing gum, isn’t she? Ugh!

randomunavailable · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

The background conversations add some realism. Brilliant.

Kat MoTo · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

Nice job, Mr Mcgee.

Lucien Hicks · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

"Ahoy there!…or is it?"

Scott Mason · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am

Worked brilliantly!!

Deena King · July 28, 2019 at 11:56 am


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