Trying to Find a Church on Vacation

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all right Sunday morning we got to find a church to go to it should be easy there are a bunch of weird Drive seems like there was one on every block it can't be that hard right there everywhere we're still in the parking lot you know okay here's what I'm here at least in church okay no you do that okay here we go right here oh and look at funny church signs what's that say was it uh choose the bread of life or you're toast no I'm gluten-free I can't go there okay is that echo Church I had a the churches with the nightclub names I don't love those plus we're a new creation and we both came out of that lifestyle yes raise them raise them okay what about that one United Pentecostal Church okay well you're not getting in the hair you're wearing pants so for sure no I forgot my long dome skirt you're right plus you're wearing too much makeup what no for the denomination they got a thing about women and makeup and stuff they do no you look great I'm just saying it's not just for to the for there oh is that inglesia decreased oh really with the accent let's not do this rosetta stone you don't speak Spanish right go into a spanish-speaking Church I kind of speak Spanish you don't well I like traditional neutrals got it I don't want something too progressive sure I don't like steeples but I also don't like strip malls okay so like something in the middle okay potential church yeah maybe next year okay you didn't get the joke all right here we go Barnabas Anglican Church Anglican oh and it looks like they have a female pastor really no I'm just saying I'd rather not sleep on the couch tonight um hey this is way harder and I thought honestly I know we're in a city there's got to be an auntie Stanley satellite Church somewhere I mean right if not there's probably one comin soon I'm sure they've already got a building fund Wow okay evany Tsar Baptist Tabernacle what I'm just saying you wouldn't last in there all the dancing and moving evany Tsar Baptist Tabernacle you can't even clap on the rhythm at the white church okay I watched the potter's house first of all second of all I love TD jakes and I follow his daughter on Instagram okay Oh what about Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses I don't know how it works there with visitors can we just walk in or do we have to knock first come on that's hilarious cathedral of st. Peter I don't know is that is that Catholic I don't know how can you tell I don't what the Catholic Church taught you to look for the keyword st. Perpetual Sacred Heart anything Guadalupe related if we're not in Mexico for me is a no-go what about like a mega church I don't want like a mega church I'm out on any Church and that's like cops direct except hands on the wheel it has cops directing traffic I'm out it's gonna take forever to get to Long's you're right all right here we go look New Hope Church of God we can do that right Church of God is that the one with no instruments I think is that Church of Christ oh no it's Church of her I grew up Church of Christ and we couldn't even wear tank tops no things okay good great – voices though great acapella I'm still ready Oh Jericho is house of praise what we're just gonna drive around at seven times maybe then we'll decide what to jump read your Bible okay what about this Tabernacle okay as a general Tabernacles cathedrals temples synagogues are all out at least a synagogue whatever y'all I'm gonna put on my hair okay oh here we go is that Hillsong thank you lead me to the cross this is perfect let's go oh babe we're on vacation I didn't bring my skinny jeans we can't go to those have holes in them they look fine what no definitely can't wear that Tommy Hilfiger sure what do you have on underneath yes I wear to the office like a v-neck oh yeah just where the v-neck can put these on these glasses I didn't have lenses you know me why yeah you look like crawl lens what okay okay you know what not going here he's an attractive man going to brunch


30 Comments

Maureen Barnes · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

Andy Stanley? Mr toss the Old Testament?

EricEmpireMentor · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

LOL 1:54

channyn chrystal · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

I love it! Lol!

Samuel Beduaddo · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

1:48 THAT IS SOOOOOOO TRUEEEEEE

Isaiah Armstrong · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

Anyone read screwtape letters by CS Lewis? Get my reference?

Donna B · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

I like him but she is annoying

Antoinette Gross · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

😲😟 I know these videos are supposed to be funny but they're sad because they're so true

Emma Rose · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

β€œIs that iglesia de cristo?”
β€œReally with the accent?”

Daniel Giraffe · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

I don’t understand this at all, I’m Catholic. Lol this must be horrible.

Caleb Elliott · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

They scoff at The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, but is was the only church they mentioned that actually had the full name if the Lord.

Ava Joan · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

Easy. Go to a Catholic Church!

Elizabeth Brink · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

That’s why be a Catholic! πŸ˜‚ at least one in every city and always get the the same Holy Mass! πŸ™πŸΌ

Abigail Rathbun · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

No I'm gluten free I can't go there had me deadπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Rebecca Grimm · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

Actually, there is a super easy way to find a church on vacation. Ask your current church if they know who to recommend in the area. You would not believe who they all know from where because of missions. We did and it was like being at home.Turns out the pastor at the vacation area church grew up on our home town church.

harry hampton · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

United Pentecostal is come as you are !

The Road to Cosplay and Comic Con · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

The Kingdom Hall Joke got me

Mel B · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

The bread of Life is Jesus and has nothing to do with gluten. We don’t usually go to church on vacation vacation is just usually once a year for us.

EagleStrong · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

People do this? Wow. Good job guysπŸ˜‚We just do our own Biblestudy thing. Keep up the good workπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»β€οΈπŸ™βœοΈ

Mathew Godfrey · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

And this is why I’m Non-Denomination.

Ezra Neal · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

BAHAHAHAHAHA "oh is that Hillsong? Well lead me to the cross!" "oh, but i dont have my skinny jeans."

Big Whane · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

Hey Siri Missouri synod Lutheran churches near me

adfasd · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

Church of Noah's ark, Samson's magical hair of super strength and stoning homosexuals. That's where i go to get my wisdom.

Darren Dewald · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

and this is why you should all give to missions… oh wait everyone is a missionary ….

Quin Ravenclaw boi · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

Lmao these are my parents. My mom is gluten free too.

mustache mike · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

I forgot my skinny Jean's I cant go here

SERRO · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

I thought they would end by saying 'Lets just stream Steven Furtick'

SERRO · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

Anything Guadalupe related πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hunter Johns · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

What’s wrong with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints? I know that this video is for entertainment! Just interested

Hunter Johns · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

What’s wrong with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints? I know that this video is for entertainment! Just interested

Josh · May 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

Jesus loves you.

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