Trip to Vegas GONE WRONG unscripted
Yo, how do we notget caught stealing this car?Ahh… Well, uhh…Yeah, to be honest, I don’t know.Yo, wait, crap–where… Where even are we, dude? Like…Uh–We’ve been driving for, like…straight ten days, I have to go pee.Well, I mean,uhh–lemme check…Oh, we’re in Vegas!Yo dude! There is a casino right there! Do you wanna go?Uhh…Does it have a bathroom? I, like…I’m not joking about this,I seriously need to take a piss.My bladder is about to explode.Andre, I’m pretty sure casinos have that.They probably got, like, multiple bathrooms.Come on, let’s go. I’m bored.Umm,But what if their urinals are, like…Like…Like, you know, full?Like, where do I have to uri–y’know I…use a urinal?Like, I don’t want to…like… I-I don’t know, man!I just feel urncormfortablepeeing…or, like…even though there’s like a small–small-ass wall?And if there’s somebody right next to me?What if they just decide to look over, okay?I’m embarrassed.Well…Andre, there’s this thing called “manning up,” okay?Like, if-if they look over the stall…You gotta do what might…What does, like, every black guy do…Okay, never mind that!You just gotta run up to them…Give ’em a nice sock in their mouth, like…Like with that, okay?Oh crap, the road!Oh crap, the road!Oh crap, the road!Oh crap, the road!Oh crap, the road!Oh crap, the road!Oh crap, the road!Oh crap, the road!Oh crap, the road!Oh crap, the road!Oh crap, the road!Oh crap, the road!Oh crap, the road!Uwaah!Uwaah!Uwaah!Uwaah!Uwaah!Uwaah!Uwaah!(Music – Mahalageasca (Felix B Jaxxhouz Dub))Alright, Andre! We’re now at the arcade!This is cool right? Yeah, I just think it’s cool.Alright, I have fifty bucks and I’m going to spend them all on tokens!Alright dude, but just make it quick, dude, alright?Like, I really have to take a piss!I don’t know where the bathroom is, dude!I– just make it quick, okay, man? I need to piss in something…Hey, well…There’s a trash can over there, just help yourself.Alright, here we go…Oaugh!(pissing with great ferocity and anguish)…shut up, Dom…Uhmm…Andre, did you piss or did your…bladder… kinda……explode?Umm…Both?Yeah… interesting. I didn’t know light bulbs…(gasp) Dude!Look at this! They have Pong!Look at this! They have Pong!Look at this! They have Pong!Alright! Alright, alright, just, umm…Just remember: don’t-don’t spend all the money, okay?Like…If you spend all your money in Vegas,you just won’t get it back.Vegas is just a hugeOoh, yeah! Unh!Oh… wh-Yes!(grunting)(more grunting)Alright, dude. Like…I’m going to sleep, like…My pee-pee kinda hurts after that, like…This– the entire–My entire crotch is like, numb.Alright, I’m going to sleep. Bye.Dom!The–wait…DUDE!You have been LITERALLY…I-I… are you been…Do you– are you ser–Are you been literally……playing Pong?!For like…this…for like, straight 12 HOURS?!Do you know what time it is?!Time for you toSHUT UP!Oh my god! You made me die!I was going to get the high score!I was going to beat this dude, dude!Like, aaauughh!Why?!You’re so annoying!Why do I hang out with a light bulb 24/7?!Ogh…(over-exaggerated throat clear)Umm…Dom?How much…How much money did you spend?Ugh… I don’t…Ugh… I don’t know, dude…Maybe like…$700?Um, hello sir. We have been getting reports of a man, um……sitting here for straight…13 hours?We have to ask you to leave, sir.or the place starts smelling like ass, okay?or the place starts smelling like ass, okay?We have to tell you to leave, sir? Please?No! I don’t wanna leave!I like this place! Ungh!Sir, I am literally on my freaking knees.I beg you to leave.It is starting to smell like ass.I will give you…a 100%……discount…(uncontrollable giggling, laughing, and coughing)I will give you a 100% discount…on any food you have.(over-exaggerated gasp)Well, in that case…Well, in that case…Can I get all the chicken nuggets?Um…Is that it?Like…We have like, umm…You know…We have like, other food…We have, like…We have got golden steaks…We have got, umm…Umm…What else have we got?I do not know… We have got…We have got more extensive stuff–Is that all you want? Chicken nuggets?!Huuuhhhh…Duuuh!Chicken nuggets are the bomb, bro!Gimme them!Give me them right now!Give me them right now!