Tiny Meat Tour Week 1

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so we're in Chatsworth and picking up the merch for the tour we hope to god we sell it buy it the the trailer cannot come back the way it looks right now okay a single piece of American by that because I got that nice soft fluffy I got this is the ladies want to sleep with ladies singular I'm Elena I'm sorry I get a tour on three one two three tour yeah I know we have an off day coming up but we want to use that as a team-building day so they actually scheduled some fun activities first night on the bus success I got an eight-year-old neck so a pinched nerve sucks but shout out advil taken care of he's gonna take me a while he used to sleep it on the bus yeah for sure it was like Angie's not it's like every fuzz yeah like that sound like a dying cat won't take me a while they use this fucking like this right coughing three inches on the other side cuz you know me I got that okay king-sized bed and I mean a flex on YouTube and I found Noel from Cody's channel and then I found the podcast and now I'm here baby what are we doing we're clean we're fresh right here in the green room at the cornerstone at our first show and I'll be very excited to see to the the taper and enthusiasm as we get to the end of the tour we're gonna get to the animal tour I mean Cody's already checked out what's up fucking just Joshin do know me I'm [Applause] [Applause] what's up morning before day 2 crowd is pretty rowdy do you know whatever about tonight hopefully things a little bit differently we're gonna adapt man this is comedy bro adapting there – yeah I slept like shit the tablet and then I'm tired as hell but I posted a video so turn your fucking phones own vessels my incredible agents sent us a cookie shaped has a dick for good luck which is awesome but I mean I can't eat it because that's kind of stuff I'm kidding I'm putting this in my mouth she's a nice photo shopping yeah yeah yeah someone's started an account of like pictures of him and Kelsey but it's my face instead of how awful like the worst thing I'd ever seen really gross so bad oh four minutes so we get up there and fucking just feet up the crowd just Joe Joe Joe Oh joke joke joke joke joke oh damn and to choose only well so far yeah they're really good sucked zero hours last night it's still pouring fucking rain with I just burned my hand with this coffee not my cinnabon feeling really good well it ain't it ain't none to our for a real monster of a like me yeah I worked on the gravedigger for about ten years now with a sheet of me but plenty minutes Portland yeah take a 23 25 second shower sleeping master 2019 well I haven't postures that I got another department no I thought of hoping they were yours another month their crusting in the center still they have a nice nose about to go on in Seattle super I mean Portland I remember the same name Portland Portland Portland Portland I'm gonna go out there and say Cleveland or some shit yeah yo feels so good to be back in New York City everyone Portland Portland Portland Portland Portland run Oh gotta be cool got to be calm collected [Applause] [Applause] you [Applause] Oh mom no all right so we're in Seattle now all right outside chop suey this is a venue and Kelsey and Alena arriving today the GFS so pumped for that it's gonna be a good time just had a bomb-ass breakfast I'm feeling good Linton motherfuckers wanna be minted song for Turlington winds it up introduce you my beautiful girlfriend Kelsey is here hey guys I'm Kelsey thanks for having me thanks for having her thanks for having her we got a dude outside that's getting the DUI right now is just getting arrested is he fucking crash right here I could have crashed into our bus thought it wasn't our bus man oh my god he got a what it was another full tour bus thought it was another innocent person yeah yeah imagine the inconvenience our tour bus [Applause] well kiss my my lovely amazing mom why should I die out there she knows I love her and Walmart oh yeah that one felt good take it the right one you know OCD like once a week you got a damn big show right now lion is doing all kinds of you know going through traffic he's going through traffic it's like a nine year old set of his Domino's and his mom's living room it's just crazy right now and yeah what Saturday how many shows are we in five how can I not count show number five yeah you bought we bought to kill it we've got to crush it smack no smush this there but it's my lady bros my bird about to walk out for this lecture I don't want a really really really interesting things about most notably the evolution of birds and the Pacific region stop what the fuck is up gamers gonna fucking play some fortnight pussy the fuck the fuck do you know here dude yo Trevor finish up that boo-boo come on fuck this dude up you know this fool who do you know your dog who do you know here answer me bro who do you know here do you know here dude who do you know your dog answer me bro answer me that's a question if you get anyone breakfast food for breakfast lunch and dinner for your rest of your life what would it be are you alright crazy ass question you stoned right now boo boy now we're on our way to Salt Lake City we are on our way that there's week one that you just saw now we're on our way to Salt Lake City so 10-hour Drive man in the snow it's gonna be crazy while well we already actually know how it was yeah yeah we're actually we already went there we already went there we just forgot to film out or the first video so we've already done that stuff but and now we're faking this endcard so so that was week one get ready for week two it's a crazy spicy


28 Comments

Rachel Aquitania · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

WHO DO YOU KNOW HERE

Hammerfist117 · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

Regardless of how old this video is, y'all are adorable. God bless you

Jokertyf · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

8:25 I see we have some Neil Cicierega fans here…

kbd · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

Your gfs are precious and u guys are sweet and bless

Reese1 Martin · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

4:10 noel hitting the billy bounce??

zxcvbnmmasdfghjkl · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

Yea these guys def don’t cheat on they girls

My_dad_left *_* · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

i don’t want to see them kissing their girls

G.R.I.M · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

bro when noel gotten close to the camera, idky but i fucking died i couldnt stop lmaooooo

nigga mobile · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

cody i got bullied for wearing ur merch

Nikki Fowers · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

Y’all fuckers came to Salt Lake City and I didn’t even know?

Ruairi Whelan-Turnbull · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

left hanging at 2:32

Benji Mack · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

Check out TikTok TMG is all over it

Old Skratch · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

At 2:32 they just left bro hanging

Jonah Simpson · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

11:19 McGriddle

T · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

How is Noel’s girlfriend JUST as racially ambiguous and he is

Mew · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

Rip my guy a 2:52

natalia cortés · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

8:25 these r my parents u guys

jblvs · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

I want the fucking yellow hoodie man

Cheyenne Elliott · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

BROS PLEEAAAASEE come to Texas on your next TMG Tour! Austin Texas! You won't regret it!

Devan Farrar · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

Love the bts shit

Aaron Chang · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

I wonder if Noel plays Little Lies by Fleetwood Mac because of a Fallout 76's Todd Howards' Lies Video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFcLyDb6niA

Dante franks · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

9:24 "sugar GAYYYYY"

Nicole Halsell · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

How much room does a short king need damn lmao

Alyssa J · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

Who tf do you know here dude?

Finn Grimes · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

What is the song at 2:35?

Sydney Muir · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

Add a fourth Toronto show :((

aha · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

"Aleena im sry" awwwwwwww

Strangleyourfriend · July 27, 2019 at 4:35 pm

"Yeah dude I was just tall enough to eat out your mom."

Aaw lord.

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