The Walking Divided | He Will Not Divide Us
Season 1: New York Shia’s arrested. Shut it down Season 2: New Mexico Someone pulled a gun. Shut it DOWN (Season 3: Tennessee)
Fine then, we’ll do a shitty flag. STOLEN [SHIA TRIGGERED]
[SHUTTING DOWN INTENSIFIES] Season 4, another flag, but with guards. STOLEN
[SHIA TRIGGERED AGAIN] (Season 5: Finland)
I’m going to sit in a cabin for a month and do nothing. Mission Accomplished And that brings us to now. The flag is back. Stationary camera, completely muted audio.
No confirmed clues, just a white flag on a white wall. So shia won’t be making a cameo at this season. He has bigger concerns. [SHIA IS HUNGRY] Which is why his buddy, Luke Turner, featured here in season 5 has taken over. So it goes live at 4pm GMT. The first thing to determine is the source of this light. Is it a lamp or natural? Well it’s moving very slowly and its luminosity is changing. That means there’s a window. The angle of the light means the window should be about here, with the camera here. So the relative positions of things in the room should be like this. Next, they wait for sunset. Sunset is 8pm GMT Okay, that puts the flag somewhere in THIS zone. Does Luke have a house in this area? Yes he does. Perfect. Time to do some recon. As it gets darker, it would be easier to see a light flashing through the window. Location confirmed Some people tried to fuck with the Wi-Fi router Hmm…no good. And then… Nothing really. I mean look at this. What’s the bloody point? This is no better than uploading a still image and declaring victory. Especially for art, it’s BORING. Now THIS. This was creating discussion. It was arguably the greatest reality TV show over the last decade. But instead we have… this. So we’re waiting…and we’re waiting…and we’re waiting… Until HOLY SHIT, there’s a fly on the flag! People flocked back to the stream. The flag itself made for a makeshift ouija board. What was he communicating? What clues could this fly provide? D [‘D’ WHOOSING SOUND] [‘D’ SYMBOLIC SOUND] [INTENSE FLY CRAWLING] H [‘H’ WHOOSING SOUND] [‘H’ SYMBOLIC SOUND] (HD) High definition.
Why? What does it mean? Of course. People like to watch television in high definition. Particularly when there’s a football game or Game of Thrones or something. And when that happens, often people order food in so that they don’t have to miss anything. The most common kind of delivered food… is PIZZA. That’s it. SEND THE HOUSE DOZENS OF PIZZAS.
[JUICY PIZZA SOUNDS] Look as I’m making this video. Nothing really has happened outside of tracking down the flag. No one has taken it. [FLAG STEALING DENIED] There have been plans to. Plans to give it an upgrade. But there’s a good chance that nothing WILL happen. That the stream will be like this for the next three and a half to seven and a half years. After five long seasons, the only way he can say “he will not divide us” is by locking himself and the flag away from the world. But I suppose there’s a bigger question here to be asked. If a man protests with a flag, but no one tunes in to see it, did the protest ever really happen? It was the show that should have ended seasons ago. A man perhaps undivided