Richard Ayoade & Russel Howard Survive Public Transport | Gadget Man

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I have just enjoyed a relatively acceptable day looking at paintings of and by people who failed to be there but my relaxation quota has been used up and I must perforce return to the gadget house it's a journey filled with the capacity to test me beyond my very capabilities a journey by strewn with boredom crowds inexplicable damp patches and discomfort ladies and gentlemen of this green land I shall be travelling by public transport I shall begin my Odyssey underground joining me is a man who that on top example comedian Russell Howard hey thorium two days later spin I've been so I know in nature so I plan to take no chances Russell Potts okay before we get on escalator twelve the pollen mask I put this on and we can also reenact the end to ET nice okay yeah I'm gonna put on my own mask the rest bro do it's gonna filter out harmful contaminant hey okay yeah let's go down let's go down work safe to go yeah we're safe to go down I'm just blending in yep how's the USB pollen are so slow it's not falling near me yeah I feel good as well Russell persuade me to abandon our masts before we're in the Train ah look at the humanity hello got these lovely people Richard oh the humanity it's what I say come on some look at this the mini maxi yeah give it its name okay you can't get a seat right bang I like you but you can't pull that off I just did pull it off perhaps people can't deal with a man on a mini mess that suddenly conventional seats become available Russell Richard when you're on the tube yeah and someone's listening to headphones often the ambient noise bill is truly irritating isn't it occasionally get something nice though let's say I'm listening to something that you like what are you crazy Dave ik you know what I want is to block them out right look at this it's made out of wood wood so it's not going to resonate as much and leak out and also you'll like this rustle the memory foam is sweat-resistant handling the headphones over is a joy thanks to the tangle resistant kevlar reinforced cable it's a good baby yeah I can't hear it you'd like it I would like it we can have one arrangement I enjoy it together be a nice thing take them off well are you at utopia I just be nice the 60s are over it fail next a problem that lights the lives of millions how do you maintain constant core temperature on public transport is the question I ask myself everyday where you got Arctic eats cooling vest check it inside the silver strips a gel insert chill the jacket in the freezer and they will stay cool for up to two hours you can also heat up the jack the use on cold days you've tangled it you need to take it back off help me I'm not going to your place no I'm not gonna help thanks mate see the come out watching exactly ok create can't be anyone you know what can happen I'm not ready how does it feel you look good I think this is all for me what are you talking about it just feels weird let me spit on you no but you feel cool I feel very good in all senses of the word fortunately for Russell there are even more discreet ways of keeping cool the arrow seat cooling cushion straight from our friends in Japan ok sit on it switch it on that fan that's gonna call your seats I'm not getting anything here we go nothing right no I'm getting something let me tell you friends this band something up to 190 liters of air a minute which has blown through the my seat my tie Amos and lower thighs are cooler than they were right but we have no evidence you have my words Russell let's bust this joint my shoe the end of Odile main terrible Russell our journey presented I'd like to thank you for your time and muted and fusing Adam but being with you has reminded me very much how much I prefer being on my own so with that I must take my leave so we're moving in valhalla taxi excellent


10 Comments

john wut · July 29, 2019 at 2:51 pm

Who the fuck sound mixed this shit. Wow it's trash. Reupload please

Zaco Zoid · July 29, 2019 at 2:51 pm

46 to 0 like ratio very impressive

Jeremy K541 · July 29, 2019 at 2:51 pm

Richard 10/10 audio level 378/10

Cedric · July 29, 2019 at 2:51 pm

Wow that audio balance is bad.

Hannah Davis · July 29, 2019 at 2:51 pm

Why is the music so loud over the commentary?

Sean Maguire · July 29, 2019 at 2:51 pm

What the actual sound balance fuck.

Cursive With · July 29, 2019 at 2:51 pm

Other passengers were trying not to laugh. Lol

Jane Palpatine · July 29, 2019 at 2:51 pm

Rich: the sixties failed!
Chris: nods in agreement

Clix Studios · July 29, 2019 at 2:51 pm

I see they haven't fired the audio mixer person yet…

Whut Now! · July 29, 2019 at 2:51 pm

I can't wait for someone wears that yellow hood on subway

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