PSA to all Husbands: Why You Aren’t Getting That Pony Ride | #MOMTRUTHS

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It’s a #MOMTRUTH Friday! Is this supposed to be for moms so we can relate? Or maybe so that they can share with
their partners to get a little insight? I feel like it’s our job to share why your
pony’s not getting a ride, gentlemen. And why your Johnson’s not getting the
southern comfort that it used to. And why when we see it coming we most definitely turn a blind eye. We don’t want that one-eyed snake near us. Why are men so shocked? I know you put a ring on it and you’re all like “let’s do it! It’s like sex for life!” But you want to pretend that I didn’t shoot babies out of that thing? Now let me tell you, there’s a few
reasons why the shop is closed for a little bit. It’s like how people have
intermittent fasting, this is intermitting… Back in the day when we used to just have to worry about waking up, going to some bangin’ job downtown, and talking to adults… Maybe, underneath that work outfit, I had a little surprise waiting that I couldn’t wait to show you. Like a little lacy thong. Now? When you come home do you know what’s underneath? It’s my nursing bra! Big. Giant. Huge. Cotton bras. Because if we don’t put these on, our nipples are gonna be hanging on the ground! They actually hit our legs and it hurts! They bump our knees! I don’t really want you sucking on them anymore! Your panties look like this because you
gotta go over the mum-tum. If not, your bums hungry. The bigger the better for moms. There’s a lot that happens down there that you don’t know about so to get sexy with granny panties, not happening! These are comfy and I’m looking for comfort to make it through the day. What used to be for your viewing
pleasure and used to be your fun ride, now, these are restaurants. You know what
happened to my body all day? Someone was either in me, on me,
or around me. Touching me. Grabbing me. Pushing me. Punching me. Asking me. Tugging me. Barfing on me. Peeing on me. And, quite literally, throwing stuff on me. You walk in the door and I’m all ready to jump? Not ready to jump! Not to mention if I happen to have showered and blow-dried my hair, I’m not interested in getting it messy! I just got clean I haven’t had a shower and God knows how long and now I’m gonna have a shower to get dirty? Nuh-uh! I want to be cozy and sleep. Another reason why us moms are just really having a hard time jumping back on the saddle is because what goes on in our heads all day long. Dudes, listen up. Here’s what
we’re gonna say: the challenge of keeping people alive, fed, forms filled, you’re their emotional parachute. It’s clear that you’re able to just turn it all off and turn on the porn, but for us we can’t stop this. We don’t think with our lady bits.
You maybe want to ride on the lady bit train then what you need to do is… Pet my feelings, my heart, and my brain. I want to know why I’m great. Not why my
vagina’s great. Cuz we know you love that. Why am I great? We know it sounds complicated. We get it.
Just try to understand. The pony is not broken. It’s just, these beautiful children we birthed for you, that we asked for for life, and that we fornicated for a lot to get, they beat a lot out of us. Happy #MOMTRUTH Friday. Let your partner’s know the pony ride
is a hard one for us. Not that we don’t want to jump on that pony though. Like, share, and subscribe.
Let us know if you’re on the pony.


83 Comments

stacey battaglia · October 27, 2017 at 12:49 am

Nailed it again! I’m dying 🀣

Carly Itami · October 27, 2017 at 1:09 am

He is watching this the second he gets home!

Kailey Sporbeck · October 27, 2017 at 1:38 am

Bahahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ absolutely πŸ’―

Michelle Newton · October 27, 2017 at 1:39 am

Yup yup yup all of this!!

Danielle · October 27, 2017 at 10:22 am

This is fantastic!! Another great one Cat & Nat!!! Love it

TORRIE NICHELLE · October 27, 2017 at 10:43 am

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ love you girls!!!!!!

Classic Ashley · October 27, 2017 at 11:26 am

Bahahahaha! This is cracking me up.

Chelsie Jenay · October 27, 2017 at 12:12 pm

Haha yes!!!! Best one yet!! God knows when we get to take a shower then they want to get dirty? Haha!!

Jennifer Pierro83 · October 27, 2017 at 12:17 pm

You 2 are so funny love ya hahhahah

Elizabeth Emmons · October 27, 2017 at 12:22 pm

Best, most honest, clear truths ever. Solid vid girls.

Shana H · October 27, 2017 at 12:37 pm

I literally just spit out my coffee! You are speaking my truth!!!!!!!! Ps I will now sing that song the rest of today πŸ˜‚

Dancer 1984 · October 27, 2017 at 12:46 pm

Cause at the end of the day after dealing with the little darlings, not showering, no makeup, stressed and bitchy, you have a hand for a reason babe

jennt68 · October 27, 2017 at 1:12 pm

I love you ladies! So funny!

mindless mommy · October 27, 2017 at 1:25 pm

It might have taken a few kids but i figured out what was causing the pregnancies lol kidding but really

HK33TH · October 27, 2017 at 1:33 pm

#TRUTH I haven't birthed any kids, but I help take care of my niece and 4 nephews. Ranging from 8 months to 16.! I get up at the crack of dawn and get them all up and ready for school, bags packed etc. I've generally been spit up on at least 3 times before 8am. The last thing I want when I do see my husband is for him to tell me he's got a present for me in his pants! Just give me a hug and tell me I did good keeping them alive for another day.

Ashley 25 · October 27, 2017 at 2:10 pm

Agree with the shower thing!πŸ˜€

Christina Moukhlis · October 27, 2017 at 2:51 pm

I'm happy to say my husband is very giving so denying him is hard to do. I'm happy to say we have phenomenal intemisy 😊

Lu preciado · October 27, 2017 at 2:59 pm

Haha this is the best love you ladies!!

Mom2three · October 27, 2017 at 5:42 pm

OMG dying!!! πŸ˜‚ You guys are the best! Aint't no pony rides here, I'm on a BREAK! Happy Friday and weekend, mamas 😘

Stephanie F · October 27, 2017 at 5:48 pm

Yes!! Turning off my brain is THE HARDEST THING!!!!

Heather Wylie · October 27, 2017 at 6:08 pm

Hahahaha i needed that! I also turned it up real loud hoping my husband heard πŸ˜‚

Andrea Laskowski · October 28, 2017 at 12:08 am

YES!

Erinne Johnson · October 28, 2017 at 12:43 am

Love it. Hubby and my drive are at times total opposite. When I want it he's past out on the couch. Plus we have a newborn so it excites me that I still have feeling down there. After 4 kids from me and 7 altogether anything goes.

Tami Torelli · October 28, 2017 at 2:48 am

Omg pmsl, love u ladies!! No pony rides tonight dear 😩! Xo

Leslie Smith · October 28, 2017 at 3:03 am

Not to mention that the only time to do it is during naptime and only one of us is terrified of the three year old either hearing or walking in on it happening. Nobody gots the energy for the nasty at night! Let's just chill in bed and watch Stranger Things πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠβ€οΈ

ironhead37 · October 28, 2017 at 3:25 am

Lol, I guess that's why this is called comedy… in reality it's supposed to be a two way street, but the joke is you can show more affection and attention, and there's still no change in pony ride frequency.

Stephanie Lisa · October 28, 2017 at 5:44 am

I feel like every time I have sex, I get pregnant lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Rachel Jackson · October 28, 2017 at 4:20 pm

I’m not a mom, or a wife. I just love watching your videos!!

Brandie Appling · October 30, 2017 at 4:36 am

You literally said everything Im going through right now so I sent this to my husband LMAO!!! Poor thing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Crickets Creative Corner · October 30, 2017 at 6:00 am

y'all crack me up! i don't know how y'all come up with this stuff. but it's so true! do your husbands ever see these? if so they have to be amazing husbands!

Pamela Day · October 31, 2017 at 2:16 pm

So true ladies. Not feeling like riding that pony at the end of a crazy day. Kids make it crazy for sure.

Alexander Frye · November 1, 2017 at 6:23 am

Man, I'm glad I'm not married to these things… Sounds like you two weren't mentally and emotionally prepared to have and raise human beings. You know who else had low libido do to constant thinking? Nikola Telsa, but at least he made contributions to society.

Tiffany · November 1, 2017 at 11:36 pm

πŸ˜†πŸ‘πŸ½ β€œI’m not interested in getting clean just to get dirty again.” #truth

Jenny Greenway · November 2, 2017 at 5:42 pm

🀣🀣🀣🀣 the best one yet!! 🀣🀣🀣🀣

Anneka Agundez · November 3, 2017 at 1:17 am

Hahahhaa omg i can sooo relate and i only have ONE KID but that’s all it takes lmao

Amanda B · November 3, 2017 at 2:32 am

You ladies are hilarious! πŸ™‚

Natalia Ferreira · November 4, 2017 at 5:22 pm

Yessss!! I totally sent this to my honey.

lyss010387 · November 17, 2017 at 4:29 pm

I used to want it… NEED IT…. while Aunt Flow had reared her ugly head (because that meant I was deprived while I couldn't have it). And then I had my kid, and now I just feel that it's an additional thing that happens during the day. Hopefully my hubby doesn't get annoyed if I show him this video 🀣

kara alvarez · December 1, 2017 at 4:20 am

Omg, yes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

caitlen hutson · December 8, 2017 at 1:54 pm

Soo true

Christel Toma · December 20, 2017 at 1:40 am

Lmaooooooo that was hilarious

VegasVegan702 · January 6, 2018 at 6:54 am

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G Momof1 · January 8, 2018 at 11:59 am

Cracking up-love the style/form of your vids!!!

Whitney Williams · January 8, 2018 at 4:15 pm

Preach!!! πŸ‘

WolfChildren Life · January 11, 2018 at 5:52 pm

pet my feelings my heart and my brain!!!! damn straight! <3

Darin Broadway · February 20, 2018 at 5:51 pm

Thank you for helping me decide to not have kids if this is what my wife turns into.

TTigerR13 · February 20, 2018 at 6:43 pm

So bored, get a real life. I won't denied I am straight rider

samtaylorcoll · February 20, 2018 at 9:05 pm

2 wonders of the world why marriage is offensive to most men in these times. Worship that? NEVER!

Darcy Dugan · February 20, 2018 at 9:43 pm

Haha so true πŸ™‚ Young Fella's got no idea, try and tell them and they won't listen. Poor suckers when we are young and in love…. and it doesn't change not even after 25yrs…

Lou Saunders · February 21, 2018 at 11:52 am

What a bunch of excuses from middle aged women… this is why men step out of their relationships πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

REE ANIMATION · February 22, 2018 at 3:58 pm

Annoying girls πŸ™‚

Nikola Curcin · February 22, 2018 at 6:50 pm

fucking cunts

Martin Scott · February 23, 2018 at 1:00 am

Side chicks never come with that nonsense.

Clarence Nicholas Isaacs · February 23, 2018 at 3:35 am

Maybe you should just start thinking with your lady bits. Problem solved. πŸ‘

Roland Carver · February 23, 2018 at 5:21 pm

MILFs have stretched out vag.

Classic Ashley · March 1, 2018 at 2:07 am

I just showed this to my hubby and his response "I don't need you clean. That logic is flawed. I should make a rebuttal video." Hahahaha!

Tracey Smith · March 3, 2018 at 1:33 am

U guys r bloody hysterical!!! I wished you lived in my neighbourhood in down town Brisbane Australia!!!…….we would def have drinks ……

FiveEighteen · March 6, 2018 at 4:11 am

I love u girls!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank u

Brittanie Hendrick · March 8, 2018 at 1:02 pm

LOL'd the whole time lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicki Tedesco · March 20, 2018 at 6:33 am

Omg I laughed so fucking hard!!

Enjoy Life · March 20, 2018 at 6:35 pm

Very funny video. But just remember when your youngest is 9 and makes their own breakfast and packs their own lunch and is nearly self sufficient you will need to update the hilarious reasons you aren't interested.

JJ Guerrero · March 24, 2018 at 4:17 pm

This is exactly why men cheat. Take care of your man or someone else will.

Valerie Sylvester · April 6, 2018 at 1:36 am

Omg!!! The opening remarks are so true… we really have dirty jobs all day we really don't need whip cream to top everything else off πŸ˜‰

Sarah H · April 6, 2018 at 2:39 pm

Omg YES!!!!

TAKISTAKIS · April 18, 2018 at 5:32 am

Whats song appears in car?

Sandbox Wisdom · April 22, 2018 at 12:29 am

This is the best one ever girls

Heba Franklin · May 5, 2018 at 5:31 am

I still want it

Eric Black · May 17, 2018 at 10:55 pm

I'm so sad : ( everything they said is true. I'm living this nightmare right now lol

Eric Black · May 17, 2018 at 11:02 pm

But I'm gonna turn this franchise around ladies. Your channel is like inside trading. I got information and that's the greatest Commodity there is. The student is ready to learn preach it sisters. We're gonna get those Granny panties thrown away straight in a trash can where they belong lol. Maybe I can just start collecting them and make them disappear.

Britney Thorne · June 14, 2018 at 12:21 pm

I LOVEEEEE YOU GUYS!!!! SO FUNNY!

Sha Liz · July 21, 2018 at 10:50 am

I was … now I have #3 cooking. πŸ˜…

Lothar Zogg · August 1, 2018 at 11:38 pm

I get it. You're tired and burnt out, but please don't freak when your man gets addicted to porn.

Michelle Wright · October 1, 2018 at 1:33 pm

Lol lady bits πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jake Soriedem · November 16, 2018 at 11:43 pm

You two girls crack me up. You both are the reason for ladies night. Sososo Hotttttt

Keith MacManus · November 24, 2018 at 1:18 pm

So…….In a nutshell…..they're justifying being frigid and celibate, while finding it hilarious why they are denying intimacy to their men. That's the fast track to divorce…….

Peter Hansen · December 2, 2018 at 1:31 am

These two are definite M.I.L.F.!!!!

Melinda Roop · December 16, 2018 at 1:52 pm

A lot of butt hurt boys in this comment section. Lol…until you actually have to experience what the body goes through after having babies, your opinion doesn't mean shit.

zhong expensive chanel · January 2, 2019 at 9:52 am

all the single ladies

Leasa.S. Tyrell · January 3, 2019 at 2:01 am

Haha

Lisa F · January 29, 2019 at 5:20 am

OMG I'm dying laughing my ass off!!! Ladies you are so right!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

anissa lanning · April 18, 2019 at 10:35 pm

Take me out away from the kids have someone watch them get me drinking and lose im yours at home hell no

Meagan Hesham · April 25, 2019 at 12:26 pm

love it!

Amanda Bye · August 9, 2019 at 4:17 am

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