PRO TIPS – FOR LONG ROAD TRIPS

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– that way we're pulling into sulfur time to make our first stop at 7 a.m. Christmas morning I see my mom go see my brother's kids do a little Christmasy shit with them we probably need to get more gas because we are drinking it up loading the load in the back of the truck fool plus having a roof rack intent on that doesn't make the most efficient gas mileage it's probably acts and then we got to drop off the sweet boy oh poor Bo ghost Oh grand moms yeah buddy yeah technically isn't mom's mom's like his mom I'm more of a brother yeah nice I like that relationship that makes you what sister-in-law nice hell yeah then we definitely need some fucking coffee I'm two hours I understand the struggle babe so we're two hours in eighteen hours to go nothing to it like ten percent done right so now pointed pointed west finally we got a sweet thirteen hundred and fifty miles to roll nineteen hours probably not gonna make it today we'll see whatever to get I just draft tiller fucking board which is at least going to be twelve hours yeah really excited just make fuckin take it off to mail all right it is 8:45 a.m. we'll send my check in as we make things cool go happen what do they do it was a good they were all aimed at the right subject there protip the reason we bail on Christmas Day is well we don't have any kids – there's no traffic and travel is usually cheap and pretty fucking easy on Christmas because nobody wants to do that then we try to come home Oh idiot protip their life you could have free drinks on planes I think Veterans Day as well for Memorial Day Labor Day there's a couple because Lucas and our flying home had free drinks on a flight we both we had gas was a half day [Applause] we're about 11 o'clock at the house at 5:00 stop for an hour's cooking right along about 300 miles in under tential a we've taken the scenic route which is cool because that means that either drive through fucking Houston so we're in we're outside of like Cleveland Texas right now I think we used to take this route on the way to am when my brother played in college so all right just keep scooting along to get my teeth didn't shake well so typically on long drives we'll find and lock into some type of a podcast maybe like before we did cereal and but just that yeah a lot of joe rogan and then we did guys we fucked and so Ashley has brought to my attention oh um awkward something like that so we're now listening to podcast my dad wrote a porno and this guy in the UK is talking and criticizing with his friends an erotic novel his father ruff it's it's something where four episodes in two but three available seasons do they cover other books we're gonna dive in and really get to the heart of this fuckin thing it's sexy though on a scale of one to sexy how sexy are we come on mate we got to get that pots turned down there oh you're steamy no around a fuel it's fucking cold outside 42-38 not 100% sure where we are we're through Dallas by quite some ways it's 3:15 so still a long way we were dropped today well there's one said Dale woman that said sour sour so we broke into under a thousand mile mark we got that going for us I like thirteen and a half hours left we won't finish this we're gonna keep fucking hammer it's only like three thirty just looks weird outside cuz it's winter and we're further north so we're somewhere like west of Dallas I don't 100% know near Wichita Falls that's where god Amma starting strength ribbit oh we can stop a trip to us Jim oh no he would do that just stop there on Christmas yeah for whatever reason I've always liked like a long road trip and I think part of like road trips have been cool and whereas like I don't like driving six hours if I've got shit to do but I don't mind driving for like 20 if all we're doing is driving like that part I don't mind just because I mean this is what today is we're just gonna fucking drive all day just as long as we feel like it now protip try if you've got a really really long drive try to drive far enough so that day two is like half as long a drive is day one like two back-to-back 10-hour days is awful I would way rather do like a like a 12 or 13 and then a 7 yeah better right cuz we're already in the grind right now you may as well just fucking Duke her out cameron pickles pickle Rick I'm pickle wreck vote below I'm gonna say think for and you'd be sick well you already having a gin gin just because you've been in the truck she's a fragile ecosystem well that's good I appreciate that also my dad wrote a porno excellent podcast yeah ol getcha we're listening it to the best of yesterday today two hours outside of Amarillo I think we're just gonna bypass and shoot our way right into New Mexico we're staying where first night son teasing re certain what it was searched and Jonna Stoker make sense yeah we fucked off a lot I've got 3,000 steps in today I didn't do shit I was doing hummingbirds like super fast nobody can tell we're definitely the middle of fucking nowhere Texas there were like a hundred and thirteen miles that Amber fuck away offenders I'm probably just going to grab some food and call it a night any other pro tips to road trips actions like gentians they help me when i movies why are you so queasy my god protip is stop often get out of the vehicle piss especially if you don't have a place to actually be like get to the hotel probably like 10 there's no reason to rush it just fucking cook along but you just find out we're on the old historic route 66 telecast here pack your hair Joe oh yeah we've been stuffing at every sonic along the way that's America's drive-in we've got an old convertible Camaro and we're just cranking the tunes still cool though right get one fucking sign other than Google Maps to us route 66 sounds like kind of horseshit you fucking answer it you let me know route 66 or no North Northwest Texas North Texas I don't know technically what side of Texas is El Paso's West Texas yeah Tom skinny been geography pap doctors all right we're out of here it's grade eight always party


36 Comments

Yohannes · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

misleading title. thumbs down !

Cafe · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Chris pratt is that you boy?!😂
Btw safe ride sir

itdobelike that · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Oh shit they came to my town

steve P · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

I have a sequoia also, Great on the road!

Matthew Austin · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Hehe heavy load and air drag are bad for fuel economy

Jason Townsend · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

he mentioned my favorite show "Trailer park boys" let the liquor do the thinking. you got a new subscriber

MegaMissfitz · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Hope the road trip went smoothly & the music choices were to your liking, I’m gonna call it a night. Sweet dreams 😚😚😚

Charlotte Euzebio · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

I drove from the Harlingen TX to Orlando Florida and I drove from Harlingen TX to Colorado Springs. Harlingen is in the Deep South of Texas less than 30 minutes away from Mexico. I love road trips

Kay Akfisher · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Too much fucking cursing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BigRedRacer · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

@mattvincent Have you checked out S Town podcast?

narwhalflyfish · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

My Dad Wrote a Porno is amazing.

Brad G · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

jumbo pickles or regular??

chris denisovs · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Just received my first piece of HVIII brand in the mail. Love it. For all those who don’t listen to the UMSO podcast, you are missing out. Great content! Check it out!

Kilted Gill · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Haha… I also open drinks and then see the "shake well" on the label. FUCK

Bryan Mashburn · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

7 pickles

gogococo13 · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Man, I love Matt and Ashley vlogs….some of my favorites. As far as podcasts go….check out Small Town Murder or Crime In Sports…..very funny guys.

Gordon Wagner · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

If you stopped in Wichita Falls to ding-dong-ditch Ripp that would be amazing. Just remember to ring the bell "fah-ve" times or he won't come to the door.

Pierce Comeaux · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Check out S-Town podcast @matt

Hannah Choat · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Any video with the wife is a winner! ♡

Patrick Mason · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Hey Matt, podcast recommendations for you’re long drives. Tigerbelly-comedian Bobby Lee, This past weekend-comedian Theo Von , The church of what’s happening now- comedian Joey Diaz. Some of my favorites for long trips

JT Folstad · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

middle of fucking nowhere, tx? that’s where my family’s from. did you see the flat field next to the other flat field?

Jimmy · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Like the dirty handprint above the drivers door on the white ceiling 😂. Thats what you get when fixing a roofrack yourself!

Erik Stepelton · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Totally missed out on a prime video title with all the “My Dad Made a Porno” references

David Goodwin · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

I think 4 pickles would be an RPE 8 for her

Anthony Palacios · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

El Paso = Mexico
Lubbock/Amarrillo = Panhandle
Abilene to Midland/Odessa = West Texas
👍

Kelsey Peters · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Fuck yeah Sonic lol

Melissa Ventura · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Goldfish original flavor good for upset stomachs, least it helps mine. Especially with the way my husband drives. 😒

Dan Olvera · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

I dig the trailer park boys reference!

Alain Swanson · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

“My Dad wrote a porno” 😂😂😂

Cole Stevenson · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Its good to see you walking without favoring a leg or limping.

Kyle McAtee · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

You’d be the best truck driver ever lol the positivity is phenomenal

Vance Young · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

What's your go to stop for coffee on road trips? 7/11, Race Trac or other?..

RMHTexas · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Easy like.

roosteryear · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Three

roosteryear · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Bo's upset about not making the road trip

Ale Reinoso · July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

Amazing vlog 👍🏼👍🏼

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