“José Jalapeño’s ski trip” | Jeff Dunham’s Very Special Christmas Special | JEFF DUNHAM

Published by Darron Toy on


– You know, um, I don’t think
Jose celebrates Christmas. – No? – He said, no, they do
something called Navidad. (laughter) with some chick named Phyllis. (laughter) – Feliz Navidad. – Yeah, that bitch. (laughter) (applause) – That means Merry Christmas in Spanish. – Ole! (laughter) – Here he is. – Jose Jalapeno on a Stick! (applause) – Good evening, Jose, and Merry Christmas. – Gracias, senor, it’s
good to see you both, Senor Dun-ham and Peanut. – Yeah, you know we’re
talking about Christmas. – I love Christmas. – What the hell is Chreesmas? – He said Christmas. – No, no, it was Chrees-mas. – Are you making fun of my accent? – Ches. – I understand you guys just
went on your first ski trip. – Yes, Jose and Achmed saw
snow for the first time ever! – How was the skiing? – Great! – I had to snowboard. – Stick. (laughter) – So, Jose, did you dress
warmly for the trip? – Si. – What did you wear? – A scarf. (laughter) – And one boot. (laughter) I totally shoulda just worn a garden hose. (laughter) – You know what he could
use as a rain coat? A condom. (laughter) (applause) – All right, so how did the trip go? – It was a disaster. – Really? – Si – What happened? – Achmed broke his leg. – His bone was sticking out. (laughter) – It’s always sticking out. – Did you put a splint on it? – Of course. – What did you use? – Me. (laughter) (applause) – So, when did this happen? – During the avalanche. – Avalanche? – Achmed started it. – We told him not to bring that bomb! – He had a bomb? – On a stick. (laughter) – And why did Achmed have a bomb? – I think he’s a workaholic. (laughter) – So what happened after the avalanche? – We were trapped in
the snow for three days. – Wow, did you have anything to eat? – Jalepeno. (laughter) – You’re a sick bastard. – We were finally rescued by a St Bernard. – But the dog took Achmed
and buried his ass. (laughter) – And his head, and his
feet, it was hilarious! – Why didn’t you help Achmed? – We were laughing too hard. – I want to get back to the Christmas. Jose, how do you celebrate the Holidays? – We wake up in the morning– – And then they take a nap. (laughter) I’m kidding, I know they work very hard. They run to the border and
decorate all the barbed wire. (cheering) – Jose does not run to the border. – You’re right, he goes
doing, doing, doing. – Jose, what does Christmas mean to you? – It’s the day Jesus was born. – I didn’t know your gardener
was born on Christmas. (laughter) – Jesus! Happy Birthday, man. It’s okay, you can skip the leaves. (laughter) – Jose, what do you want for Christmas? – I think he needs a bigger stick. – That’s not what your mother said. (cheering)


100 Comments

The Glorious One · April 29, 2019 at 3:01 am

4:33 Jeff Dunham laughing

The Glorious One · April 29, 2019 at 7:59 pm

2:16 – 2:17 Why does Jeff do that with his teeth?

The awesome Spider dude · May 6, 2019 at 3:29 pm

Eeeyyy Zeus happy birthday man today you can skip the leaves

Rhonda Hunt · May 9, 2019 at 10:14 pm

I never understand why his videos have dislikes but no bad comments.

Mirita Richardson · May 18, 2019 at 1:06 am

So funny that is making me cry

Suzannah Chirgwin-wade · May 23, 2019 at 1:01 am

I am trying to enjoy the show and one fat lady is laughing so loud I like to put the stick in her mouth

Daniel Silva · May 23, 2019 at 1:07 am

Jeff: felis Navidad.
Peanut : yeah that bitch.

Lachlan Gildea · May 24, 2019 at 7:43 am

0:20

Meowchopper1987 · May 27, 2019 at 2:04 pm

All I could hear for the first thirty seconds was that woman in the crowd going HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

averie Edwards · June 1, 2019 at 5:02 am

J: We wake up in the morning.
P: then they take a nap
Me: Literally me during the summer

chocolatemilk55 · June 3, 2019 at 10:27 pm

LOL

bagofbagels 45 · June 5, 2019 at 2:33 am

Peanut:he use a condom for a sweater
Me:*Mexican accent* on a stick

GamingGhost · June 5, 2019 at 10:22 pm

JEFF!!! you should give Jose a body as a twist

Maria Marquez · June 6, 2019 at 6:06 am

I’m Mexican and I died laughing 😂

Kaylie Gerrek · June 7, 2019 at 3:48 pm

Penut:"I think he needs a bigger stick"(penut laughing) Jose: "that's not what your mother said"
Me: what the hell😂😂😂

Chris MacDonald · June 8, 2019 at 11:23 am

Peanut isPurple bastard

Family camerer · June 10, 2019 at 1:28 am

But the dog took achmed and buried his a#*

irsan utomo · June 14, 2019 at 3:25 pm

Jeff 's smile is very sweet n cute… Luv from indonesia 😘

The Living Pozole · June 15, 2019 at 1:54 am

Ay wey

J CityTV · June 15, 2019 at 10:09 am

Jeff : did you have anything to eat

Peanut : whispers in Jeff’s ear we ate a jalapeño

School Make You Laugh · June 15, 2019 at 10:49 pm

Hi

Kimberly Haugan · June 16, 2019 at 6:32 pm

Linda Miller: Jose don't Sue me
Jose: You're getting sued with all your police good friends

Kristofer Allen · June 17, 2019 at 11:10 pm

You know what you should as a "raincoat a condom"😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹

Marsh 4Freelancers · June 18, 2019 at 11:12 am

Jeff is The best!!!! can't stop laughing..on a stiiiiiik!

JuanDeBacon · June 19, 2019 at 1:09 am

He had a bomb
O N A S T I C K

LUCY MAINA · June 22, 2019 at 6:03 pm

He needs a bigger stick 😂 😂..ohh peanut…I'd like to see Jeff and his crew in Kenya

Adler Anderson · June 23, 2019 at 4:37 am

Peanut: I think he needs a bigger stick.
Jose: That's not what your mother said.

Puss in Boots Oooh Cat: Oooooooooh!

Matthew Short · June 28, 2019 at 5:45 am

Jeff: Did you put a splint on it?
Peanut: Of course
Jeff: What'd you use?
Jose: Me

That part killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

XD Will · June 30, 2019 at 3:19 pm

josé "Are you making fun of my accent"
peanut "jes"

1:06 – 1:09

Grungus Jarvis · July 1, 2019 at 3:10 pm

But The 🌭 Took Achmed And Buried His Butt.

Adi · July 3, 2019 at 5:29 pm

That fucking annoying bitch overdoing it in the audience for every single sentence…

Edin Aljija · July 5, 2019 at 11:01 pm

And one boot.

Marykate Squillaciotti · July 9, 2019 at 12:42 am

These two just kill me.

Pidgeotto 3000 · July 12, 2019 at 8:55 am

Bring a bomb on a stick and camouflage it As a lollipop nobody Will ever know

Bamm412000 · July 13, 2019 at 9:13 pm

Jeff is brilliant….Just Brilliant..

John Mize · July 17, 2019 at 9:35 pm

Funny as hell

Keri Gibson · July 17, 2019 at 11:47 pm

Jeff Dunn:Why did you not help Acmed
Joes:Because we were laughing to hard
Me:Laughing So Hard
LOVE YOU GUYS 💖❤💖❤💖❤💖❤

Cole Carter · July 18, 2019 at 9:07 am

Jeff Damham you are great

Shanan Alexander · July 18, 2019 at 2:40 pm

Merry Christmas Peanut Jose and Jeff

Chris Riley · July 19, 2019 at 10:46 pm

I’m going baby on baby

American McGee’s Collins · July 22, 2019 at 2:57 am

3:02

American McGee’s Collins · July 22, 2019 at 2:58 am

1:57

American McGee’s Collins · July 22, 2019 at 4:38 pm

2:30

James Haith · July 22, 2019 at 10:18 pm

Hello

Riley Turner · July 24, 2019 at 10:15 pm

"he had a boom on a stick"

Mike calano · July 26, 2019 at 5:03 pm

How come you never see Jose jalapeno and achmed the Dead terrorist together?

alec petrossian · July 29, 2019 at 6:59 pm

Bravo excellent.

Yannel Robinson · August 1, 2019 at 11:09 am

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Scott Hanes · August 3, 2019 at 6:38 pm

Do you ever have a interpreter for your shows. Let me know. I want to come see you in November in Springfield Missouri. ❤️🤗🐬🐺

Harlo Witter · August 9, 2019 at 4:41 pm

1:35 speak for yourself, peanut, you only have on one shoe!👟

Elana Vital · August 9, 2019 at 8:20 pm

LMAO boy you can't make these jokes now

-Daly Sawyer- · August 10, 2019 at 2:07 pm

2019?

not a normal person · August 12, 2019 at 3:37 pm

Jeff: When did that happen?
Peanut: During the avalanche.
Jeff: There was an avalanche?
Jose: Achmed started it.
Peanut: We told him not to bring that bomb!
Jeff: He had a bomb!?
Jose: On a steek.
Jeff: And why did Achmed have a bomb?
Jose: I think he's a workaholic.

Cyberpunk Nerd · August 12, 2019 at 6:02 pm

4:29 SHOTS FIRED 😂

Ali Mohammadi · August 18, 2019 at 12:03 pm

Why have stopped jeff.keep the good work especially with these two

SuperMemes 000 · August 20, 2019 at 1:42 pm

Wow Peanut nice accent

Supreme King · August 20, 2019 at 6:03 pm

2:08

Isaac Primous · August 21, 2019 at 5:11 am

This is my family
3:27

Max Dz · August 25, 2019 at 8:07 am

I love these crazy dolls

BIG D · August 25, 2019 at 9:56 pm

I think his a workaholic😂😂😂

Judith Clancy · August 26, 2019 at 10:00 am

Jeff dunham 2019

jesus roberto perez · August 28, 2019 at 9:37 pm

i would love to see a movie with all this guys

Shawn Waltman · August 29, 2019 at 11:35 pm

that was so funny my parents watch that show and it was helirious Jeff dunham is the best and Bob the Builder is my favorite show and Jeff dunham is my favorite show too both of them are. (which one is your favorite: Jeff dunham, Bob the Builder or both. Time is ticking)

Seth Winters · August 31, 2019 at 5:57 am

Am I the only one who's watching in 2019?

DJ DAVIE D · September 1, 2019 at 8:04 pm

I think jose drives STEEK hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ali T · September 2, 2019 at 8:57 am

God! I hate people in the audience with annoyingly loud laughter. Makes me want to get up and punch them in the face. In this case, one or two women in the audience. That kind of laughter is really distracting from the performance.

DerpDerp MeowClaws · September 2, 2019 at 8:49 pm

Peanut: We told him not to bring that BOMB!!

Jeff: He had a bomb?

Jose: ON A STICK

Dave Perala · September 4, 2019 at 11:34 pm

He celebrates something called Navidad with a chick named Phyllis. Lost it right then.

Deborah Victoria Edwards · September 5, 2019 at 6:22 pm

Blessings from THE TRINITY 🌟🙏💖
Merry Christmas 2019. JESUS gets married…

chris pham · September 5, 2019 at 8:16 pm

1:35 seriously peanut?! who r u talking shit about? "1boot"! lol

Suzannah Chirgwin-wade · September 6, 2019 at 10:56 pm

So Can someone stick something very large in that very big mouth laughing so loud like a condom put three in that mouth . Sorry Jeff I can no longer listen to your show with a woman with a big mouth stuff with very large CONDOM hoping that someone can blow air into her mouth and flip her ass away from your show

Faith Lemley · September 7, 2019 at 7:59 am

Jeff should make a video of Achmad I’m sorry if I spelled that wrong but one of him explaining the dog accident

Jeta Morina · September 8, 2019 at 3:43 pm

I love Peanut 😂💋💋

Angel Gonzalez · September 9, 2019 at 1:45 am

There was this one girl who’s laugh is disgusting and annoying

Megan Keil · September 13, 2019 at 11:21 pm

I like joes jalapeño

David MAKWERERE · September 15, 2019 at 7:14 pm

ahhhhh

dead dark angel · September 16, 2019 at 1:34 am

Dunham, you dah man!😂😂😂😂

dead dark angel · September 16, 2019 at 1:35 am

Jos'a is my favourite character, though

dead dark angel · September 16, 2019 at 1:36 am

I meant José

Michael Bachtell · September 18, 2019 at 7:17 pm

Jose The bone was sticking out
Peanut It's always sticking out
Jeff Did you put a splint on it
Peanut Of course
Jeff What'd you use
Jose Me
Died of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Elle & Tempolyn! · September 19, 2019 at 9:25 am

Jesus Christ 😂

Lou Fantozzi · September 20, 2019 at 3:24 am

Se` sinyor