I’M AFRAID YOUR JOURNEY ENDS HERE, TRAVELER.

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I wanted you to know that I appreciate you welcome here I hope I prove myself worthy of Da da da da da da da da da da your loyalty in the coming days until the whip him with my tail dick well? Thank you Well, then thank you. – Am I 12 or am I 23. I do – we all best get back to our duties. ALRIGHT. Well let’s Not much of a speech was it. – trying to talk – Didn’t seem to bother them though. Sean. – The Blades saluting me and hailing me as Martin Septim I don’t mean to sound ungrateful I know I would be dead by now if it weren’t for you. – That’s right. – Thank you That’s okay Sean. – But everyone expects me to suddenly know what to do, how to behave They want an emperor to tell them what to do and I haven’t the faintest idea. – I’ll give you a clue You can literally do anything you fucking want you’re the emperor we also need to get back the amulet. – Of course Maybe Jauffre will know where to start. Yeah, cool. All right, so we could talk to Jauffre but we’re just going to run away. On no. I’m still naked Christ I was talking to them all completely naked that was a mistake. Let’s just leave this here guys and what I’ll do I’ll show you a little little secret It’s actually not oh fuck it it’s not the biggest secret its That’s fine. It’s not the biggest secret Um. It’s pretty obvious, but we’ll just wait here For a little second for a hot second maybe a few hours and just see what happens. Fuck, it’s nighttime Oh shit Jauffre. Why are you still outside? Have you been standing there for three hours? I am the only one who’s autistic around here Jauffre okay. Why am I smiling like an idiot? What the fuck, look at me? YEAHAHA? Alright. I think we have to wait till morning. Let’s just stand here for 12 hours I swear to God if Jauffre is still standing there. We’re going to leave here guys .we’re gonna go do some cool stuff. Don’t worry There’s some really cool quests in the mages guild and the thieves guild the problem is I will need to level up eventually because gear in, why are you still standing there you psychotic, you psycho? I’m still smiling like a FUCKIN moron look at me. I can’t get in close. Alright, so this is what I wanted to show you can you fuckers stop talking and practice, please? I haven’t time. – You haven’t time, but you have time to talk to him, right? Alright, Fortis and Bortis. Do your training so guys you need to stand here and watch these guys train for a little bit. Getting my skill ups, yes! By observing these blades in practice. You picked up a couple of new moves! Thanks guys. Jauffre you psychopath. Why are you standing there, still? My oh, wait so it’s obvious I smile to him. Yeah HAHA That’s probably gonna be the thumbnail for the video. HaHahaha Why why am I smiling like an idiot? What is going on? What is that? Okay, let’s get out of here. Um, we may as well. We may as well get there nice and quickly. Bump bump bump bump bu dump bu dump bump bump bump bump and just to give you an idea of how quickly we’ve traveled That’s so fucked up, where am I going um? yah, dah Dahddy, please don’t die. – Ahgh – There we go. Okay, so the mages guild in Cyrodiils a big deal. It’s sort of like the capital for mages in the world like it’s it’s kind of like Old town the citadel in Game of Thrones like if you want to be a scholar you you go to the imperial city to them to the Arcane University to study that’s that’s the whole deal so in order to get in it’s a little harder than Skyrim you have to get recommendations from every town and we’ve got them all except for Anvil. Anvil is kind of an interesting one and I wanted to show it. Because it’s a little buggy, so let’s talk to this lady here. And we’ll just do a quick save and by quick save I mean a full save. Okay, let’s talk to Carahil here, – Hello associate to earn a recommendation from me you need simply prove You’re able-bodied and prepared to learn something in the process. – That sounds reasonable Carahil. – Several traveling merchants have been found dead along the gold road recently with even more missing. – The Council has asked that I put a stop to it. You are going to help me do so. – That sounds uh isn’t that dangerous? – Indeed it may well be. You are to travel North to the Brina Cross Inn and speak with Arielle Jurard. She will give you further instructions. – Okay. This sounds a little sust but we’ll have to see what happens. You too! Okay Bye! Oh! Dave’s a big boy now! Dave got his wish we may as well take Dave. Let’s take Dave because it’s only a few meters up the road am I still only, can I? Thank you, okay. da dee do dee do Dee is that a courier? Is that a black horse Courier? Looks like a black horse to me! Is this the right way? Yes. So guys very exciting to be* This is a holdup hand it over or Die! I better pay him guys. – You’re smarter than* *Quietly* Ah I have to get off my fuckin horse. Ah da da de da do de da da de Ahahahah da ha de Onward we go okay? What was I saying? Yeah, the the mages guild quests are really cool, this is one of the better ones, and it’s like right at the start of the game you can do it in it Fuck am I going fuck is this. Guy’s, there’s no point killing the highwayman okay? They just come back alright. This isn’t game of thrones you can’t solve all your problems with killing people, okay? And I am smarter than I look Alright Now Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom. I see you. Hello What the fuck I think this bitch is insane. I think this bitch is really fucking crazy We’re just gonna Gonna give her a more appropriate name Okay, there you go. That’s a better name. I know that look it’s Arielle Jurard! Hello Stranger. – Hello. – What can I do for you? *whisper* Carahil has sent you has she not? – Yes she has. Okay sounds good. if anyone asks You are a traveling merchant nothing more Do not say otherwise to anyone, okay. No friend I gave a vine. (???) Huh, Fuckin get that psycho, bitch away from me! What is she doing behind the counter! Any man who honors the nine may visit the way shrines of Akatosh for blessings of speed. Welcome to the Brina Cross Inn. Can I interest you in something to eat or perhaps a bed for the night? Oh wonder what a funny looking man. Um a bed for the night please. – Let me guess traveling on business? You don’t look like you’re out for a stroll. – Yeah, I’m a I’m a traveling merchant. Ah yes thought so, we get many of them traveling through here. Oh, well, we used to. – I’m sorry? – Haven’t seen as many lately. What with the Well, you know, the murders, – What, What? – but I don’t like to talk about it much as it’s bad for business At any rate, would you care for a bed for the night? – Suuurre. – Right then, the bed is just upstairs at the back of the inn. Sleep well. Sleep well what with all the murders okay. Cya. Oh Shit. What the fuck no STAY AWAY FROM ME Psycho Bitch STAY AWAY FROM MEHEMHE SHES HA! SHESCOMING!AHHWAHGWOO!! Close the door. Close the door. OH GOD. OHHOHHH!! Guy’s help! (I loved that) Pardon me. AOH Did I hear you say that you’re a traveling merchant? OhHOHOH Don’t you worry? What with the recent killings and all? I’d be ever so scared if it were me. I haven’t left the Inn in days. Just in case! Oh. Well, you take care of yourself. I’d hate to hear about another senseless* – Jesus – good luck to you. Okay. Well, she’s definitely the murderer There’s no surprise there, where you going? No stay stay stay stay in my room. Oh don’t let me both No no no no are you you coming? Come here. Come on in! Come on into my room. Come on in come on in Psycho bitch. Let’s have a party let’s have a party, in my bedroom. Let’s have a party in my fucking bedroom. That’s not a party. Okay, that has got to be* – Hello There – Hello Arielle – Aww how qwaint. how do you do? I think it’s safe to talk arielle. I think it’s safe to talk no one’s here. Alright, it should be safe to speak. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Once you’ve rested here, you need to continue along the gold Road heading East Towards Kvatch I shall be following out of Sight along with a fellow battle mage make no attempts to speak to us Trust that we will protect you. Okay! Ah HA! Let’s go for a wander. It’s nice and early in the morning. I’m sure we’re not going to come across that psycho bitch. I hope this won’t take long. – What? Okay Aren’t you supposed to be hiding? Oh My God this fucking game This Fucking Game Let’s let’s do a save I’ll do a new save guys Oh she’s hiding down there in the bushes That’s alright. No one’s gonna appear. Oh! – I’m afraid your journey ends here traveler! I’ll be taking whatever you’re carrying, after your death of course, I do hope it’s more than the last few had. They were most DISappointing! – Ok Psycho Bitch. PFf haha! KHaha ha ha ha ha! K Ha Ha Ha Ha ha! AHAHA!!


100 Comments

Wilburgur · August 3, 2017 at 2:09 pm

Autism-cat meets a notorious serial-killer on The Gold Road.

Jackie · January 28, 2018 at 10:15 pm

i fucking lost it when he took the gold back

Stojic · January 29, 2018 at 2:01 pm

Wtf is there "sean bean" in his name? is that on purpose?

jefthereaper · February 3, 2018 at 12:03 pm

when the Khajiit bandit was trying to rob you, I just thought the smartest thing was to just taunt him and run away due to the horse being faster.
Your solution was way more entertaining XD

baldy hardnut · February 4, 2018 at 8:21 pm

fucking psycho bitch.. lol

Kamkam Kozkoz · February 5, 2018 at 12:49 pm

LMFAO "sean bean" xD

Serpent Satori · February 7, 2018 at 1:29 pm

wheres that thumbnail. this one thinks you should check your restoration.

Danger Dash · February 9, 2018 at 10:28 am

"…and I AM smarter then I look".

Me: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

Apocrypha · February 13, 2018 at 12:59 am

4:21

Lamp aaa · February 21, 2018 at 1:03 am

is her name actually psycho bitch

哀傷的劇情剪的這麼好笑--為啥能把這麽 · February 24, 2018 at 7:45 am

"this is probably gonna be the thumbnail"

Player_Zer0 · February 27, 2018 at 4:14 am

STAY AWAY FROM ME, PSYCHO BITCH!

I literally fell out of my chair when I heard that. XD

Fucking hilarious

Daniel Vasconcelos · February 27, 2018 at 8:07 pm

The manslayer's blades training is more illustrative than this

Gareth Thomas · February 28, 2018 at 1:19 pm

8:00 to 8:30 is a gem on this website

Deviae · March 6, 2018 at 5:45 pm

This is my second time watching this series and I just realized. It's never "Bye guys see you next video" No. It's just some weird unnecessary zooming or loud noises or effect. The ends are what define the video.

Colonel Aleph 0 · March 7, 2018 at 7:33 am

“Your smarter than you look” very ironic

zgamer45 · March 7, 2018 at 9:15 am

I've watched those Blades duel for a while but I don't ever remember getting that to happen.

Raine · March 19, 2018 at 8:30 pm

When I did this quest three people showed up in the room I rented and they were the two women of this quest and Lucien and on the road the imperial guard killed a mage from the guild

Limbo The Dancing Cat · March 22, 2018 at 12:44 pm

I will whip him with my tail dick

Malylamik · March 25, 2018 at 2:56 pm

Love this game and love this playthrough. You made me want to go to my Steam and replay the game right now. I thank you for that.

ak_hat · April 4, 2018 at 11:37 am

when the psycho bitch started chasing him and he was screaming i completely fucking lost it

Rodrigo Astinza tostado · April 9, 2018 at 6:27 pm

Lol, I got her killed by the Imperial watch (true story)

loganjames210 · April 18, 2018 at 6:37 am

8:05 I love that Homer Simpson scream

SassyPsyduck · April 19, 2018 at 7:26 pm

5:33 beautiful

Niko Bellic · April 20, 2018 at 11:07 am

"Thanks Sean"
"Wait, was his name really Sean?"
Looks at the bottom right
WHEEEEEZE

Katie Levac · April 24, 2018 at 10:05 pm

7:55

Game Tourist · April 25, 2018 at 6:02 pm

So weird to hear Sean Bean mention Joffrey in an 2006 Elder Scrolls game, lol

hollymaes · April 28, 2018 at 5:33 pm

When she comes around the corner at 8:05 I nearly pissed

A Person · May 18, 2018 at 5:32 pm

00:20 Why is there a skinned he man furry on my screen

The Gaming Specialist · May 25, 2018 at 8:18 pm

As an actual autist, i approve of this.

Dova Dude · June 1, 2018 at 10:52 am

YOU DARE STRIKE A WIZARD?

eliel gogetsu · June 5, 2018 at 3:49 am

Great episode !!!!

Yeetus · June 14, 2018 at 12:04 am

LETS HAVE A PARTY IN MY FUCKING BEDROOM.

Sassy · June 16, 2018 at 12:28 pm

Look wilburgur buddy, I played this exact quest that is in the thumbnail and title just yesterday now this is in my recommended. What are YOU DOING TO ME

reddybear · June 17, 2018 at 8:59 pm

Your editing skills are on point. The whispering part had my dying lol Not so autistic after all

Ricardo Vazquez · June 24, 2018 at 5:45 am

"Sleep well, what with all the murders"
Had me laughing 😂😂😂

Feddy von Wigglestein · June 29, 2018 at 3:42 am

Autism-cat smiles profusely at Joffers because he thinks Joffers is a funny name

colly407 · June 30, 2018 at 11:04 pm

Are you.. are you FUCKING kidding me?! You gained a skill level by watching the BLADES PRACTICE?!

thekirbyzgamer23 · July 4, 2018 at 4:32 am

Highwaymen:This is a hold
up hand it over or die.

Me:Or I could just ride away…

DeusVult · July 8, 2018 at 7:06 am

I love that genuine scream of distress when Psycho Bitch was coming down the hallway, fucking hilarious.

Andrea Delos Santos · July 10, 2018 at 12:42 pm

if elder scrolls oblivion would have a movie, i would be mad if autism cat is not the protagonist. my god i kept smiling for 10 minutes then i laughed so hard on the punch line. my jaws are now sore

Art blender · July 12, 2018 at 12:41 am

From far away you look like a giant princess carolyn.

SpathicSeal · July 17, 2018 at 2:55 am

Psycho Bitches shadow at 9:07 looks like Darth Vader.

AnnaSun27 · July 20, 2018 at 12:32 pm

2:22 every teacher / mom ever

Sharky · July 20, 2018 at 1:10 pm

2:20 Anyone else notice this guy was named Pelagius? Is this a common name in Tamriel, or is this the same guy from the Skyrim quest?

Trifonas Papalazarou · July 26, 2018 at 11:20 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

HGC Insomniac · July 31, 2018 at 12:56 pm

what are your mods you never mention them anywhere

Carson Speks · August 1, 2018 at 7:40 pm

Autism cat

Anonymous Crab · August 3, 2018 at 2:31 pm

5:17 The way of the khajiit

mad lad. · August 4, 2018 at 12:46 am

Keep screaming it makes you funnier

Tyron Rossouw · August 6, 2018 at 7:23 pm

Wilburgur thank you for making these videos. What a laugh!

C.A.K. Comedy · August 6, 2018 at 11:49 pm

6:27

GENERAL KENOBI!

Bobby Bologna · August 13, 2018 at 2:12 pm

that ending was hilarious. Damn you though, reinstalling oblivion again lol

TheWolfspirit1991 · August 14, 2018 at 12:08 pm

1:43 my stomach hurts xD

TheL0Lmaster · August 26, 2018 at 3:58 pm

The moment you got off ur horse to pick pocket ur money back, I liked the video

Stewart Cole · September 2, 2018 at 8:21 pm

I freaking live this episode. I hit the like, and the bell and saved to favorites. Is there nothing more i can do? You are my favorite new discovery Wilburger. =]

Ryan Borganson · September 5, 2018 at 3:24 am

So is this before Sean bean figures out jaufree is incest spawn?

HOTHEAD · September 16, 2018 at 3:19 am

How do I dislike a video twice?

Young_tax_return1 · September 16, 2018 at 11:19 pm

Am I the only one who thinks autism cat actually would have an Australian accent.

Sewer Pewsy · September 18, 2018 at 5:02 am

Oblivion has better lip syncing than skyrim change my mind

[REDACTED] [REDACTED] · October 1, 2018 at 6:06 am

Why do you scream so god damn much? My mom thinks I'm being raped

Malone Wright oc · October 29, 2018 at 6:53 am

8:10–8:21 AHHHH AHHH AHHH OHHHH GOD

Jeremy CueCue · November 1, 2018 at 12:11 pm

Hopefully you continue to make more awesome videos like this hahaha. I'm dying over here

Ernst Gottschalk · November 6, 2018 at 11:06 pm

I've never laughed so hard at a youtube video

Meepin Snek · November 24, 2018 at 8:34 pm

Are the female voice actors male IRL?

Mez Mezzy · December 2, 2018 at 10:19 am

8:15
>tfw enemies can open doors

Ben Ashman · December 2, 2018 at 1:56 pm

Christophe Marane looks like a fucking egg with a monk cut.

Mario'sdagger Fall · January 17, 2019 at 11:23 pm

You love joffrey

Juan Rosas · February 4, 2019 at 2:08 am

7:57 to 8:23

I'm in tears, ahahahaaaa.

Carolyn Rafferty · February 7, 2019 at 8:56 pm

8:15 SHE CAN OPEN DOORS!

Silent Wolf · February 24, 2019 at 9:12 am

6:26 GENERAL KENOBI!

Arno Plano · March 3, 2019 at 12:34 am

I was like 8 years old when i play oblivion. I was not afraid of zombies, maybe a little bit the ghosts… but i was super scared when someone LIKE THIS PSYCHO BITCH just follows you to talk to you with the time stopping. I had nightmares of that kind of thing

Andrass ƒenriss · March 3, 2019 at 8:20 pm

Wtf the Blade was named Pelagius

DieSturmmäntel · March 7, 2019 at 8:01 am

Psycho Bitch FINALLY DIED.

Arianna Orellana · March 12, 2019 at 5:32 pm

I fucking died with the screaming lmaoo

Bon Jon Bovine · March 15, 2019 at 11:18 pm

u are a mouth nostril. never heard such a grotesquely nasal voice. …….love ur content. …..yurgck!

DieSturmmäntel · March 16, 2019 at 5:35 am

And at the end guards are killing that guy from the mages guild

Lorendrawn · March 22, 2019 at 1:55 am

Carahil looks like Bruce Jenner.

33-.Dom-33 · March 27, 2019 at 10:02 pm

3:45 a little harder? Skyrim you can literally buy a few spells and boom! Or even just tell the lady you’re the Dragonborn.

Douglas Haggart · April 3, 2019 at 9:45 am

That's what was annoying about oblivion, where you get mugged by elderly people in evening wear that's seem to have no concept of their own mortality.

Stephen Skinner · April 9, 2019 at 12:10 pm

What's funny is if any of the guards see your mage cohorts killing Caminalda, they register it as a murder and kill them on sight. While this is obviously a glitch, it actually kind of makes sense. If a highway patrol guard walks by and sees two fully armed battlemages attacking a posh dressed high elf, who do you think they'll assume is the aggressor?

Andrew Maddox · April 13, 2019 at 9:02 pm

Why is she 10 feet tall?

ChazWalsh · April 18, 2019 at 7:00 pm

Was expecting him to kill the highwayman to get his money back, definitely was not disappointed.

Sbrannashark · April 28, 2019 at 4:14 am

This guy enjoys this waaay too much.

Kaishi · May 23, 2019 at 11:58 am

2:35 WHAT?! I never knew that! And I played Oblivion sooo many times…

wasfapuk1 112 · May 27, 2019 at 8:02 pm

Could Will Kitty space mission on Dave? 😅😆😂😅😆😂

Crisco Jesus · May 28, 2019 at 3:08 am

Tail dick just about shot milk out of my nose IRL! Ha ha ha

Fuzzy Dunlop · May 28, 2019 at 7:50 pm

"We haven't seen as many lately, what with the… well, you know. The murders." That line fucking kills me every time. It's so dumb.

Pauly Walnuts · June 1, 2019 at 8:11 pm

"IT'S MA'AM!!!!"

Hugh Wells · June 3, 2019 at 1:02 am

You look like the pink panther

tomskads17 · June 5, 2019 at 4:42 pm

6:27 GENERAL KENOBI !!

SPACE KING · June 19, 2019 at 8:31 am

Psyco Bitch is terrifying from the lower veiw

Ryku Isaigana · June 23, 2019 at 6:25 am

Lol I died at your screaming

Fjrehazard · July 3, 2019 at 5:57 am

0:19 2012.

Casual_Remy · July 7, 2019 at 4:05 pm

Well, you know…

7:38

pat · July 10, 2019 at 10:54 pm

Wowee didn't know about that skill increase from those blades.

私を呼び出さないで · July 20, 2019 at 11:35 pm

8:04 AUGH, OWAAAH

mc bad robot voice · July 29, 2019 at 5:24 am

10:30 did anyone else get really scared for a second there

Pure Metro · July 30, 2019 at 2:22 pm

4:00 Reminds me of this actor Sigourney Weaver

Lucas de Andrade · July 30, 2019 at 10:47 pm

10:12 remember me of Blueno vs Luffy in so many ways

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