I’M AFRAID YOUR JOURNEY ENDS HERE, TRAVELER.
I wanted you to know that I appreciate you welcome here I hope I prove myself worthy of Da da da da da da da da da da your loyalty in the coming days until the whip him with my tail dick well? Thank you Well, then thank you. – Am I 12 or am I 23. I do – we all best get back to our duties. ALRIGHT. Well let’s Not much of a speech was it. – trying to talk – Didn’t seem to bother them though. Sean. – The Blades saluting me and hailing me as Martin Septim I don’t mean to sound ungrateful I know I would be dead by now if it weren’t for you. – That’s right. – Thank you That’s okay Sean. – But everyone expects me to suddenly know what to do, how to behave They want an emperor to tell them what to do and I haven’t the faintest idea. – I’ll give you a clue You can literally do anything you fucking want you’re the emperor we also need to get back the amulet. – Of course Maybe Jauffre will know where to start. Yeah, cool. All right, so we could talk to Jauffre but we’re just going to run away. On no. I’m still naked Christ I was talking to them all completely naked that was a mistake. Let’s just leave this here guys and what I’ll do I’ll show you a little little secret It’s actually not oh fuck it it’s not the biggest secret its That’s fine. It’s not the biggest secret Um. It’s pretty obvious, but we’ll just wait here For a little second for a hot second maybe a few hours and just see what happens. Fuck, it’s nighttime Oh shit Jauffre. Why are you still outside? Have you been standing there for three hours? I am the only one who’s autistic around here Jauffre okay. Why am I smiling like an idiot? What the fuck, look at me? YEAHAHA? Alright. I think we have to wait till morning. Let’s just stand here for 12 hours I swear to God if Jauffre is still standing there. We’re going to leave here guys .we’re gonna go do some cool stuff. Don’t worry There’s some really cool quests in the mages guild and the thieves guild the problem is I will need to level up eventually because gear in, why are you still standing there you psychotic, you psycho? I’m still smiling like a FUCKIN moron look at me. I can’t get in close. Alright, so this is what I wanted to show you can you fuckers stop talking and practice, please? I haven’t time. – You haven’t time, but you have time to talk to him, right? Alright, Fortis and Bortis. Do your training so guys you need to stand here and watch these guys train for a little bit. Getting my skill ups, yes! By observing these blades in practice. You picked up a couple of new moves! Thanks guys. Jauffre you psychopath. Why are you standing there, still? My oh, wait so it’s obvious I smile to him. Yeah HAHA That’s probably gonna be the thumbnail for the video. HaHahaha Why why am I smiling like an idiot? What is going on? What is that? Okay, let’s get out of here. Um, we may as well. We may as well get there nice and quickly. Bump bump bump bump bu dump bu dump bump bump bump bump and just to give you an idea of how quickly we’ve traveled That’s so fucked up, where am I going um? yah, dah Dahddy, please don’t die. – Ahgh – There we go. Okay, so the mages guild in Cyrodiils a big deal. It’s sort of like the capital for mages in the world like it’s it’s kind of like Old town the citadel in Game of Thrones like if you want to be a scholar you you go to the imperial city to them to the Arcane University to study that’s that’s the whole deal so in order to get in it’s a little harder than Skyrim you have to get recommendations from every town and we’ve got them all except for Anvil. Anvil is kind of an interesting one and I wanted to show it. Because it’s a little buggy, so let’s talk to this lady here. And we’ll just do a quick save and by quick save I mean a full save. Okay, let’s talk to Carahil here, – Hello associate to earn a recommendation from me you need simply prove You’re able-bodied and prepared to learn something in the process. – That sounds reasonable Carahil. – Several traveling merchants have been found dead along the gold road recently with even more missing. – The Council has asked that I put a stop to it. You are going to help me do so. – That sounds uh isn’t that dangerous? – Indeed it may well be. You are to travel North to the Brina Cross Inn and speak with Arielle Jurard. She will give you further instructions. – Okay. This sounds a little sust but we’ll have to see what happens. You too! Okay Bye! Oh! Dave’s a big boy now! Dave got his wish we may as well take Dave. Let’s take Dave because it’s only a few meters up the road am I still only, can I? Thank you, okay. da dee do dee do Dee is that a courier? Is that a black horse Courier? Looks like a black horse to me! Is this the right way? Yes. So guys very exciting to be* This is a holdup hand it over or Die! I better pay him guys. – You’re smarter than* *Quietly* Ah I have to get off my fuckin horse. Ah da da de da do de da da de Ahahahah da ha de Onward we go okay? What was I saying? Yeah, the the mages guild quests are really cool, this is one of the better ones, and it’s like right at the start of the game you can do it in it Fuck am I going fuck is this. Guy’s, there’s no point killing the highwayman okay? They just come back alright. This isn’t game of thrones you can’t solve all your problems with killing people, okay? And I am smarter than I look Alright Now Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom. I see you. Hello What the fuck I think this bitch is insane. I think this bitch is really fucking crazy We’re just gonna Gonna give her a more appropriate name Okay, there you go. That’s a better name. I know that look it’s Arielle Jurard! Hello Stranger. – Hello. – What can I do for you? *whisper* Carahil has sent you has she not? – Yes she has. Okay sounds good. if anyone asks You are a traveling merchant nothing more Do not say otherwise to anyone, okay. No friend I gave a vine. (???) Huh, Fuckin get that psycho, bitch away from me! What is she doing behind the counter! Any man who honors the nine may visit the way shrines of Akatosh for blessings of speed. Welcome to the Brina Cross Inn. Can I interest you in something to eat or perhaps a bed for the night? Oh wonder what a funny looking man. Um a bed for the night please. – Let me guess traveling on business? You don’t look like you’re out for a stroll. – Yeah, I’m a I’m a traveling merchant. Ah yes thought so, we get many of them traveling through here. Oh, well, we used to. – I’m sorry? – Haven’t seen as many lately. What with the Well, you know, the murders, – What, What? – but I don’t like to talk about it much as it’s bad for business At any rate, would you care for a bed for the night? – Suuurre. – Right then, the bed is just upstairs at the back of the inn. Sleep well. Sleep well what with all the murders okay. Cya. Oh Shit. What the fuck no STAY AWAY FROM ME Psycho Bitch STAY AWAY FROM MEHEMHE SHES HA! SHESCOMING!AHHWAHGWOO!! Close the door. Close the door. OH GOD. OHHOHHH!! Guy’s help! (I loved that) Pardon me. AOH Did I hear you say that you’re a traveling merchant? OhHOHOH Don’t you worry? What with the recent killings and all? I’d be ever so scared if it were me. I haven’t left the Inn in days. Just in case! Oh. Well, you take care of yourself. I’d hate to hear about another senseless* – Jesus – good luck to you. Okay. Well, she’s definitely the murderer There’s no surprise there, where you going? No stay stay stay stay in my room. Oh don’t let me both No no no no are you you coming? Come here. Come on in! Come on into my room. Come on in come on in Psycho bitch. Let’s have a party let’s have a party, in my bedroom. Let’s have a party in my fucking bedroom. That’s not a party. Okay, that has got to be* – Hello There – Hello Arielle – Aww how qwaint. how do you do? I think it’s safe to talk arielle. I think it’s safe to talk no one’s here. Alright, it should be safe to speak. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Once you’ve rested here, you need to continue along the gold Road heading East Towards Kvatch I shall be following out of Sight along with a fellow battle mage make no attempts to speak to us Trust that we will protect you. Okay! Ah HA! Let’s go for a wander. It’s nice and early in the morning. I’m sure we’re not going to come across that psycho bitch. I hope this won’t take long. – What? Okay Aren’t you supposed to be hiding? Oh My God this fucking game This Fucking Game Let’s let’s do a save I’ll do a new save guys Oh she’s hiding down there in the bushes That’s alright. No one’s gonna appear. Oh! – I’m afraid your journey ends here traveler! I’ll be taking whatever you’re carrying, after your death of course, I do hope it’s more than the last few had. They were most DISappointing! – Ok Psycho Bitch. PFf haha! KHaha ha ha ha ha! K Ha Ha Ha Ha ha! AHAHA!!