How To Travel When You're A Hot Mess

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I almost had a heart attack that I wasn't taping I'm my next tip and trip tip and truck I'm going on a trip hey everyone welcome back to my channel today I have something very important to talk about it's something that a lot of us do and I do it a lot and I want to give you my best tips and tricks and the thing I'm talking about is travel travel can be confusing it can be complicated but it doesn't need to be and here's the thing a lot of people make it up in disaster and a lot of people are a disaster when they go to the airport I'm gonna give you some etiquette of traveling how to make it seamless for yourself how to make it seamless for others this is gonna be better for everybody so packing packing can take a really long time I can take people hours or games to pack for me if I start packing three or four days before a trip that's it it's gonna take me three or four days to get pack for that trip because I can't decide what I want to bring all of a sudden all the clothes I've never worn in my entire life look like the best option and before I know it I have you know two pairs of shorts and never wore a pair of daisy dukes and jeans that saw the taxon we're doing even think that I'm going this is how I avoid it I avoid it by packing an hour before I have to go to the airport I'm serious because in a panic you only grab what you need at that point your body's like fight-or-flight and you have to go to the airport so you have to choose light so you grab only the things that you need you throw them right in your back and you just figure out the rest when you get there toiletries sometimes you feel like you need a million of these toiletries and you don't just grab the ones you have throw them in a little bag and throw them in your suitcase next getting to the airport here's the thing you need to know what airline you're flying have your like confirmation code and make sure that you have your ID have I forgotten at least one of these three and once twice of these three heli I have and you know what it didn't stop me I still found a way because when there's a will I'm gonna make a flight that's all I have to say a lot of times you need to get to the airport at least 45 minutes ahead at least some people like a cushion of two hours 45 minutes it's a suggestion you need to get there before your flight you can figure out how to get on the point if you need to cry you better bubble up some tears in your bar over there and you better sob a story out when you get to the counter because they'll let you through I've seen it happen maybe I've done it you will get through if you are running late to the airport bubble up tears in your over immediately you do not have a choice you want to sit at LAX for four hours be my guest you want to be denied to go into the lounge because I don't even know what you have to do to go into the lounge be my guest cry at the desk just take my advice cried the desk next you're gonna want a snack it's a long flight it's a short fling everybody loves the snug if you're gonna get something smelly or greasy or drippy or runny you better friggin eat that at the airport before they even start calling anyone to get on that plane because if you're eating some like smelly drippy thing you're gonna regret it and if you don't regret it kudos to having no shame but everyone around you is gonna be like what the hell is going on here and you don't want to be that person you don't it's not good you don't want to be the only person on a flight smelling like a McDonald's Big Mac no I can tell you what I smell like I smell like five free samples of duty-free Cologne when I sit at the airport I smell like I crashed into a Macy's makeup counter and you know what that's my batch of courage next before all of these steps you better taken a shower take a mother shower before you get on a flight it's tight the air is like just going around it's the same air everybody's breathing you're in a tight box for a few hours take a shower you should not smell like ass on a plane there's no excuse if you're a grown adult and you smell like ass you're awful you have no morals if you wear natural deodorant on a flight natural deodorant you might as well spit in a napkin at an Arby's and rub it in your armpit that's what natural deodorant is a wet nurses spit into an Arby's napkin that she put in a tube and that's what you're putting in your armpits because it doesn't work that's crushed-up grass from outside in it – that doesn't work use deodorant it's four dollars you can do that if you're on a flight you have $4.00 get the odorant my next tip and trip tip and trip my next trick and tip do something to your suitcases that you can find it everybody thinks that they're really friggin cool then they get a black suitcase that when it comes down baggage claim you can't find it get something and like put it on your bag so that you can find it right away some like ribbons and ugly freaking bag tag that says you know don't take me or like stolen goods or like something like that's ironically funny that's just ugly get it put it on your back because nobody will want to touch it and you'll know that you're safe I've had my suitcase stolen from baggage claim like gone never saw it again you know why I cute black bags and now I don't I have bright colored backs with ugly ironic tags over them like I'm going on a trip I don't care all my stuff makes it and nobody's gonna steal a and now that you've travelled so easily and effortlessly thanks to these tips you can go to the hotel and when you go to the hotel there are no loose enjoy yourself use all the towels use all the sheets use the sheets as towels it's your domain because you've made it and you've traveled and hopefully you've been wearing deodorant the whole time and those are all my travel tips I hope that you will use them I hope that this video helped you and that's all I have to say actually I have one more thing to say oh my gosh and many happy trails if you guys found this video helpful make sure that you like and subscribe hit the bell leave a comment with your best travel tip and maybe I'll use it because I'm always down for more tips so until next time oh my gosh did it


50 Comments

shadow king13 · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

“….. a pair of daisy dukes…..” and just like that I’m loving Adam even more

Queenwicky009 · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

“Tip and trip?” Lol you’re so cute Adam! Loved this video~

1passwor23 · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

My #1 tip is to keep a standard “Packing” list in the Lists/Reminders app on your phone and just go down the list and check things off as you put them in your bag every time – then you know you never forget any key items. Then use the “Show Completed” button on the list to use it again for the next trip.

Katie H · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

"Cry until they let you on the plane"

The best advice 😂

Chrisney Floyd · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Where do I even think I’m going 😂😂🤣

Panayota Destiny · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Adam you're so talented! Keep the videos coming!

Joe Travel Blogs · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Great video! Really useful, you simplified everything and showed travel isn't as hard as you think

Eliska Charlotte W. · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

my travel tips = wash your hands, bring mini hand sanitizers, and don't. touch. your. face. airports and airplanes are fullllll of germs waiting to get you sick!

Selina W · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

is Adam drunk? i love it

azlxns · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

ah white people only taking showers when they want to

Hamtarto · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

download music.

PureUnwindASMR · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

You. Are. So. Gorgeous

ScorpioRising · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Sat next to a guy on the way home from Vegas who brought a whole ass medium pepperoni pizza on the plane and was sharing it with his girlfriend across the aisle as people were boarding. Don’t be that guy.

Nathan Thomas · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Love you Adam 💜

Traveling Holmes · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Great Video! Thanks for the tips!!
We're actually starting our full time travel journey with our son in less than 3 weeks! We make weekly videos documenting it all, if anyone is curious!

Barbra Nowa · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Adam you're making your own kimchi??? Love 😀

SGN gmail · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Best travel tip: bring half the stuff and twice the money, as you think you need. Maybe three times the money. You just never know. But if you have a huge suitcase full of junk, you'll be stuck lugging that sucker everywhere.

Amy Wood · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Yuuuuus! This is the content we’ve been waiting for on this channel!!!

Isabella Nicolini. · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

This is the best

Elliott Sandifer · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

I’m a flight attendant and I approve this message.

Lara · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

😂😂😂👌🏻

TB · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

I had this hideous lime green bag that was awesome. I literally chilled back in the seats waiting for my ugly bag to show up on the luggage trolley. You could see it a mile away! Lol.

Nikhil Wadhwa · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Thank you Adam, the writing of this show is really funny, reminds me of Mindy Kaling and I love it thank you

Belle Clementine · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

LOLL This was fantastic. 💜💙💚👍🙌👏 And yes, please wear real deodorant!!! The world thanks you.

Legitly Spelunking · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Adam are you wearing lipstick? It's such a lovely colour ❤

RJ Popio · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Don’t check your bags. Use carry on bags. No stolen/lost luggage, no waiting, no stress. 😄

Steve Hofmaster · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

This was great Adam very wise tips. We LOVE you!

Rachelle Stanton · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Love this and love you ❤️

EMILY E. · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Love you so much! They should play this vlog on monitors while going through security. Preach to those stinky people. A lot of them just don't know better. They deserve your knowledge.

The Dominguez Twins · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

IM A PROUD HOT MESS !

Giuliana Torres · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

I also do the packing 1 hour before and it always works!. I have a mental short list of the basics and that's all you need to care about. Great vid Adam. Love your channel!

esto pesto · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

The natural deodorant rant 😂😂😂

Darren Zinck · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Love the shirt, but the reflection in the table is so distracting!

Chrisney Floyd · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Crying 😂 this should be the PSA they play at the airport

lordmusea · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Your thumbnails aren’t keeping up with the quality of your content…this is some hilarious shit!

Lily Gold · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

I’m the idiot with the plain black bag. Never again.

ndnchick · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

6 idiots who thumbed down 😐 why? Adam is amazing ❤️

briana s · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

😂 😂 😂….you choose flight…bc it’s an airport and you’re catching…a flight ✈️

Megan Scheffe · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Adam, please give me hot mess tips & motivation for all aspects of my life! 😆

Maria Freeman · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Can you make a line of hideous accessories to adorn our luggage with?

Skating Polar bear · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

For long flights: two water bottles (at least), compression socks and baby aspirin. TRUST ME YOU WILL FEEL BETTER

Sofia pacific eyeliner · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Tip: Have mouthwash and mints with you at all times. Travel breath is real.

Matthew Samuel · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Your awesome btw

Matthew Samuel · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Bring a good book

Jerald Collins · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Adam speaks many truths. My suitcases are a screechy chrome yellow and have never been stolen or mistakenly taken by anybody. Also, if you are leaving your home country, remove everything from your wallet that you won't need in a foreign city. Additionally, make copies of your passport and all the cards and stuff in your wallet that you DO take. Give the copies to a travel companion to hold for you. This saved my trip when I had my wallet swiped once in Naples. With help from my hotel, I was able to shut down stolen credit cards within 20 minutes of the theft, and Chase Sapphire overnighted me a new card within 24 hours.

Gabby Campbell · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Have your ID ready at security!

Kathleen Heeter · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

Screw an eye mask. Bring a blanket, the second you can bring down your tray table wipe it off, pull your blanket over your body and head and slump over. No one bothers you and you stay warm for a nap

Emily Du Craine · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

words to live by…

DevilCruz13 · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

You are so right. I had my bag stolen from baggage claim before. What color was it?…a black Tumi suitcase. Never saw it again.

Out of The Hat · May 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

If I pack as late as the day before I ALWAYS forget something actually essential. Last time it was pjs, time before was my toothbrush, time before that I accidentally packed 3 pairs of pants and 0 shirts. I hate packing a week ahead of time but now I actually end up with what I need.

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