FilterCopy | Every Indian Cab Ride | Ft Dhruv Sehgal, Kritika Avasthi, Sundeep Sharma
Arey, which bus stop? Look at the address dude?! What do you mean… where? Check the address in the map!
Look at the map! Where are you!? Take a right. Take a right from the signal. Left?! You had to take a right! How much time will you take dude? I have an interview. Reached? Not Sai Centre. Bonsai Centre! Bonsai!!!!! 1000 Rupee note in the morning? I don’t have change, Madam. 500? Where will I get change for this? 100 Rupees? Don’t you have change? What is this, dude! Take this 50 Rupee note. I don’t have change, so can I keep this? Don’t have change
for this also? Keep it! Just keep it! Keep change with you
at least sometimes! Hello? Arey, the taxi driver
took a bloody long route yaar Ya, I have the PPT on my
laptop and… Laptop! Taxi!!! Dude. What’s the scene? Are we
going for the movie or not? Book an Uber. Yeah, sorry sorry. It’s on surge, dude. 40x! 40x!!? Check check Ola. 400x, dude! What the! If we sell the coffee machine,
then we can pay for it, no? No, man! What if we sell the microwave? No, man! Selling the laptop will do it. Even then it won’t be possible, dude! If we sell his kidney, then we can pay. Stop and ask someone… …where Rekha Building is Why did you stop the car here? Stop in front of someone, no! We can at least ask someone then. There is nobody here. Go further ahead! Yeah, let’s stop in
front of this guy. He will know. Oye, where are you going? I told you to stop in front of him! The guy is standing there and you are just passing him. Hello sir, do you know
where Rekha Building is? Why are you going so far behind? That guy is standing there. Rekha Building? Richa. Richa? Richa! No, not Richa. Rekha, Rekha. He isn’t asking your sister’s name. Ask him. Rekha Buil… Dude he’s a dog! Dude, I can’t see your white Indica. But I am in the cab with you, sir. What?! Umm sir, please cancel the trip… And sir, please see about the rating. Give me 5 stars, sir! So, we are thinking to One second huh Hello? Hellooo. Sir, I have called regarding the 5 star rating. Yeah, I will just call you back Sir, the thing is… Hello? Hellooo. What are you doing, sir? You haven’t given me a 5 star rating yet. I will give you
the rating, dude! Why are you bothering me!? 5 star rating, sir. Please. Sir, 5 star rating. Reached? Sir, shall I end the ride? Yeah. It is an online payment. End it. Sir, just 2 minutes. I don’t have signal. Yeah, take 2 minutes. Sir, 2 minutes. Hurry up, please. Yes, sir. 2 minutes. Sir, please 2 minutes. Signal is not there. What is this nonsense! 2 minutes, 2 minutes. You have taken so much time! Sir, 2 minutes more. Sir, 2 minutes. I’m not getting signal. Sir, 2 minutes. 2 minutes, sir. 2 minutes. I don’t have signal. Sir!! I’ve finally got signal, sir! Tell how much… I have signal. But now it’s gone again. Sorry. You are making a fool out of me. I have been waiting here for so long! Sir, 2 minutes It is dark outside now. Don’t I have any other work?! What 2 minutes, 2 minutes, 2 minutes. I am leaving, I am leaving.
Go to hell. Sir, please give me 2 minutes. Sir… Sir! Sir, I have signal! Sir, you are sleeping? What happened? Sir! Those who sleep, get left behind, Those awake, get far ahead. Okay, dude. Yeah, understood? Yup. And if a youngster like you sleeps then how will our country
improve, sir? See that office, sir? That is my cousin’s office, sir. My cousin is a boy, sir.. Office boy. Dude, please! Please You mother fu… Keep your eyes on the road while driving! What happened, dude? First time I came here from my village, sir My mom packed bread, pickle and jaggery and said.. Dude! Please! shut up now! Please!! I understood, sir… Your parents are no more I understand the pain of
losing one’s parents, sir Forget about the PPT, dude! My laptop is more important. I just bought it, dude. How would I know where the taxi went?! I am on the road only, dude. I’ll be there as soon as I get my laptop. Stop screaming at me! Taxi!! Sir, thank you so much. Thank you so much. Can I pay you for this? No. No, maa’am. Take this computer that I have returned, Go home and switch it on, And like this video. And share it with your friends. And subscribe to the page. Madam is absolutely right.