Brewstew – Walking Home From School

Published by Darron Toy on


Alright, now when I was a kid,
I walked to and from school. And I’ve noticed, that not many kids
do that anymore, because.. Well, the world is a dangerous place these days. People like to snatch kids up off the st.. (RRRAAWR!) Now, maybe it was different in the 90s
or maybe my parents just didn’t care that much. “Ah, they’re fine as long as they stay in groups.” “Who’s gonna be able to stuff
four kids in a van all at the same time?” “Besides, if anyone gets kidnapped, it will be
the dumb one in the Scottie Pippen jersey.” “Isn’t that right, Michael?” “I once pooped in my cat’s litter box!” “You see? They’ll be fine!” And our walk to school
was not very interesting in general. But we would play a game, called But we would play a game, called
Field Goal! And how you play Field Goal is.. You run up behind somebody
and you kick them in the ass! (THWACK!) Kinda like you’re kicking a fuckin’ field goal! It’s not really a complex game,
I mean there’s only one rule. And that is that you have to yell
“field goal!” right before you do it. Just to give that person
a split second to tense up and realise, “Oh, I’m about to get
a size 4 Fila right up my asshole!” So we pretty much kicked
our own asses all the way to school. And that was that. Now, the walk home from school was totally different. Class is over, it’s time to get your ass home. “Pokemon’s on at 4 o’clock, God damn it!
I gotta get outta here!” Now, on our journey home
there were a few land marks that we would pass. Of course, the first one would be
the porn shop, that was a 100 yards from the school. “Oh, sick, look at that pervert!” “Oh, God damn it!” (Footsteps fade) But after that we would be at the corner
of the road, where Linda the Crossing Guard Lady was. And Linda was a little off her hinges. She would say all these euphemisms and metaphors and we wouldn’t have the first idea,
what the hell she was talking about. “It’s a pretty nice day out today, ain’t it?” “You could wax a water buffalo on a day like today.” “What the fuck is she talking about?” “Just don’t look at her,
if you make eye contact, she keeps talking.” “Like my papi used to say..” “How are you gonna pet
your porcupines, if you got no pine tar?” “You know what I’m sayin’?” “No, Linda, I sure as hell don’t.” “I don’t care how many porcupines you pet.
I just want to cross the goddamn street.” So from there we head over
to the Long John Silvers. Or more specifically,
the dumpster behind the Long John Silvers. And it would be here, where we would dare
Michael to swim through the garbage for money. “Michael, I’ll give you a nickle,
if you doggy paddle your ass through the dumpster.” “I’m a dirty little bastard!
Sounds good to me!” “Whoppieee!”
(Thud!) “Oh my God, he actually did it!” “Michael, your ass
is gonna get meningitis or some shit!” “I don’t care, I’m rich as hell!” “Oh, there’s Hush Puppies in here!” So after Michael’s dumpster diving,
sometimes, if we were feeling frisky we’d actually go into the Long John Silvers. But since we’re 9 years old,
and we’ve got a whole $1.47 among the four of us.. there’s not a whole lot we can buy. The only thing that we can get is a box of crumbs. And if you don’t know
what crumbs are from Long John Silvers: Well, it’s where they take the leftover
flaky and crispy parts from the fried fish put it in a box and serve it as a fucking side dish. Sure it’s disgusting and it knocks
a decade off your lifespan every time you eat a box. But again, we’re 9 years old,
what the hell do we care? “How much does it cost for a box of crumbs?” “Uh, how much do you got?” “Just this nickel I got
from swimming through your dumpster.” “Jesus.. You’re a dirty little bastard, aren’t ya?” “I sure am!” “Terrance, I need a box of crumbs, pronto!” “Crumbs? You mean the leftover fried batter?” “Yeah, that’s it!” “Like the stuff that we scrape off
and put in the garbage?” “Yes, Terrance! Stop asking questions,
they’re gonna give us money for it!” “There you go, you sick little animals!” “If your heart starts feeling funny,
just eat more of them. Eat through the pain.” So finally, we get to our houses.
We got our boxes full of fried bullshit. “These things are so good!
It feels like my blood is going in slow motion!” “Hey Michael, field goal!” (THWACK!) (Crash) “God damn it,
you made me spill my crumbs all over!” “Oh, shit, sorry.. uhm..
I’ll give you a nickel if you eat them off the ground!” “It sounds good to me, you’re on!” https://brewstew.com Special Thanks To:
Jacob Klein, Roman Estep, Alex Schwartz. Special Thanks To: (All these wonderful people)
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100 Comments

noob gaming · September 23, 2019 at 3:02 am

I like the sound when the kids get kidnapped

Izuku Midoriya · September 23, 2019 at 2:38 pm

Field goal is now popular at my school

RedFirePink · September 24, 2019 at 1:44 am

Watching bus stop abortion I’m surprised that this isn’t called Porn walk

John Connor · September 24, 2019 at 11:29 am

Michael gets abused alot

John Connor · September 24, 2019 at 11:30 am

Poor Michael he has a lot of diseases.

Thatonekidinurclass89 · September 24, 2019 at 11:36 am

I O N C E P O O P I N M Y C A T S L I T T E R B O X

Mush Massacre · September 25, 2019 at 1:29 am

Instead, we "Corndog" people where you yell out corndog and knee someone's butt

Alpha Genesis · September 25, 2019 at 1:49 am

long johns is the shit. real talk the hush puppies are fucking fire. plus that malt vinager actually tastes fucking good with the fish

TheStriker 270 · September 25, 2019 at 9:44 am

What a sick little bastard

Phoenix Force · September 25, 2019 at 11:29 am

I thought only 3rd world experience this kind of lifestyle. Even America does

Bloxxy · September 25, 2019 at 1:15 pm

I walk to school. Its only 10 mins away and sometimes my sister makes me run for her

Pee pee Gang · September 25, 2019 at 5:59 pm

Make a video on doctor shots/doctor visits please

Moore TA · September 25, 2019 at 10:51 pm

Same

Adri The Alien · September 27, 2019 at 3:46 pm

I would loveeeeeee to walk to school but I live kinda far from my school and yeah someone will probably snatch you up off the street 😂😂😂😂😂😂

kitty kix1 · September 27, 2019 at 10:49 pm

I do walk

I luv mechs 69 · September 27, 2019 at 11:54 pm

Almost 1 millie

3D1T0R MC · September 28, 2019 at 12:57 pm

You really hate Michael

Danger Man · September 29, 2019 at 11:26 pm

Almost at 1 mil guys!

gavin plays 2 · September 30, 2019 at 9:21 pm

Come on come on come

Miguel Rodriguez · October 1, 2019 at 8:18 am

So its michael a real person?

jushua gmglv · October 2, 2019 at 12:30 pm

Its funny put it in a box and serve it as a f*** side dish its in 2:31

Dylan Schomaker · October 5, 2019 at 12:26 pm

My friend still walks to school

hstack 4 · October 6, 2019 at 7:42 pm

I be like when I go to school aww sh#t here we go

Shawn Elliott · October 7, 2019 at 1:09 pm

"I'm a dirty little bastard sounds good to me" lmfao

Carlos Slump · October 8, 2019 at 4:35 am

i want a brewstew plush

Itzzz Slaytrixx · October 8, 2019 at 8:41 pm

On this schedule he finna hit 1 mil subs by Oct 30

Burning Wolf · October 9, 2019 at 12:09 am

1:54 Brewstew:Micheal I’ll give you a nickel if you doggy paddle ur a** thought the dumpster Me: DEAL

Clorox Bleach Or Ryan Slintak · October 9, 2019 at 11:12 pm

I have to walk by a yellow jacket nest

watch and find out???????????? · October 10, 2019 at 11:18 pm

I still do it

Ljubica Štambuk · October 11, 2019 at 7:59 pm

I feel the pain i have to on a suny Day 300 metars

wedemboys214 12345678910 · October 12, 2019 at 6:12 pm

We dont call it field goal we call it corn dog 😂😂😂

Zinnia xoxo · October 12, 2019 at 8:04 pm

0:50 don’t you mean size thirteen nike’s? MEN’S size thirteen nike’s?

madman 24 · October 13, 2019 at 1:31 am

RAOW O:09

Tak-a -Rak · October 13, 2019 at 4:26 am

Field goal is the predecessor of vibe check

Antonio Martinez · October 13, 2019 at 5:46 am

This YouTubed reminds me of South Park 😂 and I love it

Dust N Reichu · October 13, 2019 at 2:53 pm

Does anyone else want to know what Micheal really looks like

Race Merrill · October 14, 2019 at 2:07 am

Is the crumb thing from long John silvers real

klabik · October 15, 2019 at 1:58 am

me and my friend played the same game but named it corndog AND FUCK DID IT HERT p.s i got them the most lmao lol sksksksksksksksk

IM NOT VISCO (maybe) lol

PatheticLemon19 · October 15, 2019 at 6:06 pm

I'm watching this as I'm walking home from school

Wayne O Mara · October 16, 2019 at 3:13 pm

10's in that snatching part is funny I was laughing

Tc gaming · October 16, 2019 at 8:10 pm

I’ve been subbed since u hit 22 subs

• iiBroken_HeartsXx • · October 17, 2019 at 3:24 am

2 years ago I did cuz I was in elementary school

achanwahn · October 17, 2019 at 4:12 am

Lmao, that Lambchop poster!

Candice Perry · October 17, 2019 at 4:15 am

Walking to&from school kids can loose weight

Quatro Gamer · October 17, 2019 at 3:45 pm

Nah. We algerians go to school walking and get back walking

Owen · October 17, 2019 at 10:36 pm

Hi

dino puppet boi · October 18, 2019 at 11:10 pm

Brewstew deserves 1,000000 subscribers

Kenneth Fung · October 19, 2019 at 9:15 pm

This channel reminds me a lot of gradeaundera

gage_mackey · October 20, 2019 at 8:43 pm

We do something similar at my school its called a dirty dan you knee some one in the ass

danwebchange · October 21, 2019 at 11:55 am

0:11 nom

Sparking 42 · October 22, 2019 at 8:22 pm

I Love Your Vids I Really Like Your Little Sister Video.

Sparking 42 · October 22, 2019 at 8:24 pm

Godamn It Michael You Are Gonna Get Ten Across The Ass

Aidan Calvo · October 23, 2019 at 1:15 am

"People like to snatch kids right off the street, RawRr!"

Crucible Gamer · October 23, 2019 at 5:03 am

This video does not make any sense if you turn of the volume

ッJohn · October 24, 2019 at 3:39 am

Cool names

CoolEvan23 · October 24, 2019 at 11:29 pm

0:10 my FAVORITE part hehe

HDL _Ryuga · October 26, 2019 at 1:39 am

Do you still hangout with micheal?

jordan armstrong · October 26, 2019 at 3:01 am

Someone be watching the rising of the shield hero Filo reference 0:49 #respect a Nigga

NITC · October 26, 2019 at 12:15 pm

Congrats on 1 million subs!

Brody LeRoy · October 27, 2019 at 1:13 am

Thanks to this vid me and my friends kick each other

BEATER PAN · October 27, 2019 at 5:13 am

I’ll give you a nickel if you eat them of the ground

Manjeet Deol · October 27, 2019 at 9:12 am

Not asked F

cmpm07 Rocks · October 27, 2019 at 3:10 pm

We do the same thing as field goal but we call it crack attack

Hobbit · October 27, 2019 at 7:32 pm

0:11

Romaine Hanson · October 27, 2019 at 9:39 pm

0:56 that looks more like military base then a school

ツ Ochako Uraraka · October 27, 2019 at 9:55 pm

micheal is basically the saying "anything for money"

Robert Johanknecht · October 28, 2019 at 1:15 am

All right, somebody out there tell me what Michael is like as an adult.

Fabian Makula · October 28, 2019 at 3:49 pm

Shut up fuck you Michael your trash

Takiyah Phifer · October 29, 2019 at 12:50 am

Eat through the pain 😂

Nolan HastingsCallas · October 29, 2019 at 3:46 am

I like the sond win a guy who got the kid of the street

xxxlil_turtle yt · October 30, 2019 at 6:13 am

if u are in a pack kidnappers would never come after u could you might be a stronger than him if u are in a pack

No. Just No. · October 30, 2019 at 11:25 am

"AWW SICK LOOK AT THAT PERVERT!"

Kinzsters172 · October 30, 2019 at 4:35 pm

Vibe checks are just modern day Field Goals.

JM Houlihan · November 2, 2019 at 12:59 am

Ohml I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE URE FRIEND

Bfdia51 · November 2, 2019 at 6:58 pm

Isnt a 1.47 the same amount of money the kids had in Stand by Me?

Austin Plays Games · November 3, 2019 at 3:58 pm

Can someone make a playlist with all of the brewstew videos

Jinxquan 721 · November 3, 2019 at 6:06 pm

They finally reach 1M subs💯💯💯🍾

NoExplorerGaming Gr En · November 5, 2019 at 6:57 pm

Outro track?

Jacob Lossing · November 6, 2019 at 4:26 am

Michael is probably dead from all the diseases he got☠️💀☠️💀

Jibran Hutchins · November 6, 2019 at 10:15 pm

Alright…

Bastene 360 Solid · November 7, 2019 at 2:28 pm

this is better than peppa pig

Darren Robinson · November 8, 2019 at 7:19 am

Ah the English fish and chips cant go wrong having that served on Newspapers you could read the articles on the chips

Darren Robinson · November 8, 2019 at 7:26 am

Oh and field goal to me and my friends was

Ring STing

Simon cowell · November 9, 2019 at 4:23 am

I still walked to school

cheezy · November 9, 2019 at 6:14 pm

are you still in contact with micheal

-LjCoolGaming- · November 9, 2019 at 11:00 pm

This shit is a low budget south park

Jacobeson 4 · November 10, 2019 at 1:36 am

Ah Pokémon’s 4oclock

Mary Francis · November 10, 2019 at 2:03 am

Field goal has gotta be the 90’s version of a vibe check.

Lyette Dancy · November 10, 2019 at 2:57 pm

I live in Ohio and I know exactly what you’re talking about..

Just a Guy · November 10, 2019 at 3:34 pm

Michael I've had meningitis you dont want that shit

jmiahh30 · November 10, 2019 at 5:15 pm

Omg… I love them… My fav is 'Airsoft'… I could watch this shit all day. Keep doin it BrewStew…keep doin it.

gregoryshortail · November 12, 2019 at 1:01 am

“I once pooped in my cat’s litter box” Lol

THE EVANNATER · November 12, 2019 at 3:18 am

If you going to buy crumbs he says that the crumbs that we put in the garbage why not just grab that out of the garbage you’re 9 years old you’re a little bastard why not

Alex’s Reviews · November 12, 2019 at 10:48 pm

I love the sound he makes when somebody kidnaps a kid lol 😂

“RAWR” 0:11

Modelscissors64 · November 13, 2019 at 3:25 am

Lmao. I love ur vids

BOP_Digital · November 13, 2019 at 2:53 pm

Hey dude you wanna play on my PlayStation?
Sure
Ok which game?
Twisted Metal Black!
Ok
I recommend turning on analog
Ok

1,000 subs with no videos · November 14, 2019 at 6:14 am

I don't walk to school because my school is far

Little tato · November 15, 2019 at 8:29 am

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Where the fuck is my old channel, YouTube? · November 17, 2019 at 7:21 am

I walk to and from school an entire mile all year round.. It's nasty bruh.

6 Miludo · November 19, 2019 at 9:52 am

Seriously, I want to meet this “Michael” 😂

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