BABY GOES ON VACATION?! | Who's Your Daddy

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what I'm not actually your dad joke's on you all righty guys what's going on it is Lachlan here with my boy Bayesian Canadian some who's your daddy and for any new viewers out there so the baby kills themselves and the dad wants to keep them alive for five minutes to make their wife proud see Mitch I was thinking we'll play a different game today we play find the baby I'm hiding right now you're not gonna find me I never say give me these bills but the fudge in the toy box yeah and son child it you demon are you dying already you were you were in there weren't you where why is he laughing at me so much I was in the toy box the whole time dude what the hell I'm serious yeah I usually open the toy box you open the toy box and then yeah I was in her the whole time your bad dude you're a bad dad your bad dad yeah Stevo and boys crikey mate all right crikey mate I'm out of your voice oh no not one you see this is the cool thing I love with playing noobs on this game they don't know where stuff is but you know it's been a while since I play really cool it's been it's very balanced you know what I mean Mitch very balanced game all right Steve Irwin I'm back here I don't want you to go in the pool there might be manta rays in there I'm not gonna go in the pool I swear I'm not gonna go on the pool dad all right but you got a tiny bit you got to work really hard all right you know working hard right now you dont even trying Mitch I'm not working hard key please no that's not you that's a gyrating painting Mitch I thought you were good at the game this is I found you okay there is what you gonna go what are you holding a gun oh nevermind I already miss flashlight yes Heiser yes but I missed I missed with it already so don't worry dad you're all fine uh-huh all that time is going the time is going no oh you see these see these jumps Mitch what does he think max you're running out of time I think I'm actually running out of time here no Mitch could you do me a favor and allow me to do things please all right thanks Mitch you're the best I don't know what I'd do without you just I'm just trying I'm just trying to kill myself thanks that you know best dad you know best you know best pills ain't gonna do nothing cuz I'm on fire I'm gonna go for a swim let me go for a swim back Oh dad yeah you have to get the fire extinguisher come on Mitch it's so simple Oh duh all right you want to burn yourself all right all right your goal to try we run around on me I'm the master dad all right like when I have a kid one day he's never gonna kys all right sir well I'm always gonna KMS daddy's home that's cool you can do that also by the way I wasn't in the toy box I wasn't I was in one of those cubes yeah I was in one of the cubbyholes yeah how did you not see me in there dude like what the hell all right I'm putting all the the toys away I'm doing the chores here so I'm a good dad yep siding I'm gonna do it before mom gets home dude she's gonna get real mad all right there we go power and say mama can sense the location of items oh wow you could adjust you legit coulda just can't why ass like real easy all right I could have kys is that what you said dad no don't do any time not looking come over here don't do it I said don't do it and I did it and what are you gonna do about it what are you gonna do about it what are you gonna do about it I could have killed myself I was being cooperative and now your legs are stuck inside of your boobs that's how it works here kid no and you know what Mitch guess well I know all the items are now so I'm gonna protect them from you so you can no longer get them yeah how do you feel about that huh how do you feel good you good good how good Mitch I feel so good I didn't I didn't quite get that how good you felt so I just want to know again how good you felt know what Mitch actually it's a good idea I should start cooking some of this stuff up your I actually your up feel pretty grind yeah you're right all right cooking for the baby feeling pretty grand right about now feels bad I thought that was gonna do someone right Mitch can you just huh no you got to turn it on mate you just chill there for a bit I'm just cooking up yourself dinner alright hey mate turn it on power and master cook old food heels double hell yeah dude I'm unlocking secret achievements from all you're just like trying to punch the baby no I'm not cheating I'm not cheating Mitch I'm not cheating I'm playing the game a house meant to be played alright and the time's running out each me each time alone I just want to hear the music bro mama wait what you're dead oh okay I know you are you're not dead you're not dead no no you're you're not dead what are you doing I'm just gonna block you know I can't dang it that's crazy fuckin you're not going anywhere kid a little bench little bang little bench a little bench no a little bench all mommy's coming home no candle five you ah no no no woman little bitch no bitch it feels real bad actually that was actually I was trying to catch you – I needed to get the fire extinguisher all right that's it that's it tables have turned bridges have burned Mitch are you ready for this are you ready have you learned yeah I actually have already I'm got to get a pound cake you ready this is happening right now oh right MLG movements what I got a bitch you need my issue my issue is I never know where you're going cuz I don't know the vents or any of that no well that's that's what happens when your noob are there vents in the original baby room no he's just trolling me again what are the venerating Mitch I'm playing with the ants I'll have a lot cool no lock this up sounds like you can go outside and play with no I was lying talking about you're the worst bro you're the worst I heard there's hey Mitch he means I don't I wish the paintings would stop gyrating I keep thinking hey AMI I go for dip in pool oh I'm a soui me Mitch Mitch I'm a dying I was in the bathtub Oh take it take the floaty ring no meat no meat I was asleep Mitch Mitch ice cream you gonna use it on me see Mitch yeah you had a tree you're not working hard that's your problem right now you're trying to like take this whole fatherhood thing you're just like not doing it well you know so could you please try harder next time for all the babies out there in the real world I'm a bad dad I'm not supposed to be a dad alright that's really not my thing you should've asked Preston to film this let me let me out of here let me the fudge out all right a baby girl Mitch where we go watch out little baby where are y'all we're young come on where's he going monitor your baby at all times that's how to be a good dad yep what are you doing nothing me go find out where I was made yeah what were you made right here with this thing the baby restraining toy oh yes daddy doesn't doing restrain you know I'll restrain you oh I don't use it it doesn't work why into work good maybe I have to have something worth restraining I think you're right actually ooh outlet would you like break things you want to break things all right um what do want to break Mitch you break this your heart I want to break your heart dad Oh Mitch I'm gonna do the laundry actually yeah I'm gonna do the laundry oh wait no I think it's been to work like that I'm going to put them in here wait up Mitch can you don't do anything for a second please I mean it's yeah I could say that but I've already done something you're you're you're you're you're just the worst I can't believe I can't believe I can't believe you've done this Mitch there no peel up here oh no no where are the bees why are there no pills no this is Gigi Gigi oh no I'm right underneath where you can get toasty bread you dare how you know dead yet you owe one green baby I think I enough the poison damage gonna be so long the dye alright obably nah I messed up that Mitch you know I didn't work hard enough there I did not work hard enough and that's that's that's why I lost I got so I'm gonna work really hard right now okay I'm coming straight upstairs I'm gonna monitor you all right Mitch I'm gonna I'm gonna play a song for us ready no no play some no Mitch won't play song please no no music oh but Dad dad I won't play music oh no sure started put away all the toys what the fight I'm not doing that I'm watching this baby instead all right come watch me watch me watch your baby what Shiloh baby Oh what's this achievements dad can you pull me down the trophy so I can feel like I want please what does it say what does it say that how do I read ready for ya daddy hood dedicated to the spiff what's that one say dad can you teach me how to read please sit you how to read first it goes like this and then you crack it on your baby's skull oh that's great wait let me read this one all right what's cooking dedicated to Kevin the max what's that Mitch yeah you can't see um I'm still reading some learning okay one lost goodbye dedicated to shirts wash cash that's cool what's that last one up there what does it say babies on fire all right Mitch well it's fun huh Thanks no say anything well babies on fire does it I know you're outside I know where that vengeance I see you but where it government is going to pool now oh my god Mitch Amy's not electrical a Mitch I'm in the pool and I am why why would the matter drill in here it's so hard to click you oh my god it's impossible to click it it's impossible dude if you go in the pool it's impossible it's impossible for a nooblet that's what it was just now all right Mitch how about you guys swimming this time I'll show you how a real professional does it all right yep I'm watching I'm watching a little baby I'm watching out all right you do it today what's going on dude what's going on yeah I'm going straight to the pool why are you going dude I'm on the relax I'm on the waves take some time dude why are you going to the pool why do I have the feeling you're not going to the pool no you had to land play with I have the knife I'm not taking the knife I'm taking the candles I'm trying to be on fire no yeah you have to douse yourself Mitch what oh okay you think you just get like that much fire instantly makes your all though you gotta get four swim today babe what's gone I I went first one they didn't how could you see me here what are you holding anyways I'm holding a magic stick I'm going to hug what's this afternoon but I have to look after your no I'm gonna go to Hogwarts me it's my it's my wand all right all right maybe well maybe we'll skip for a swim nice no I did give it to you actually you're Truman Emma all right now you underwater bro what's going on I'm like am i drowning I don't even know what's going on no Mitchell you're not drowning don't be so silly mate no you're swimming you're swimming with the fishes but there's no fishes Mitch I also can breathe underwater for a long amounts of time for somebody sudden get to use this thing make me little side this is so weird you want to switch your giant rectal thermometer to yourself I don't want it you want one of these yeah it's like slither I ate all up in the air do do do do do do I'm holding three items I think I'm using it to block your path Mitch what you going to do wait you want to use that that's that's cool Strait grilling hey oh my god mom I met a grill today but you're gone i kiss grill today where you go Mitch are you going no idea I've got this yeah you look at the salt it's I'm gonna paint the salt up against the wall i'ma fight the salt fight all right you trying to be I just hate how the game can end that quickly like mommy's not coming hard mommy's no clutch to be fair when the rubber meant to do something there like meant to keep you alive or something like what's the go with that one can I get some chemistry science people up in here like what's that about you know it's supposed to protect you from from grills that's what the rubber does mmm okay text you from grills all right Mitch what a go babe what I go it's getting awfully cold in the pool hey Mitch come upstairs dude I'm playing odd I mean I'm not playing anything my problem is I lose sight of you immediately because you you somehow escaped me before I even get upstairs I don't escape mitch is Capay oh hey baby hey they're all perfect you're looking good all what the fudge you're right Mitch well thank you for the compliment you're right I am looking at go that's that's the difference between a good dad and a bad dad good dad knows these vents bad dad doesn't know he's fence sorry no my fence at all that's that's why you're bad dad you know like really say Mike where is he I might be a bad dad but I'm gonna strangle you please don't become a great dad no no you can't have the keys I think yeah all right it's like I have to put the down and then I can get out wait how do I get out you can't how do I get out no rich-rich wait see if you can put me over the fence I'll be late wait try and put me over the fence it's broken its broken it broke all right well I guess it's time to swim no mixer can I kiss the grill please no I mean should I want to kiss grill oh no no all right that's it I've and I I have an idea I have an idea all right Mitch I want to have a drink can I have a drink Mitch Oh No Oh which is just would you look at that would you look at that would you look at that guy how do I clean up the shards I know trying to clean them up dude sorry dad it's time to kys you a life ring on yourself oh it would be at this moment I would realize that I just played myself but I did just play myself but Mitch don't even worry about it mommy's coming home you better clean all that glass up Michi boy Michi boy you better clean it all up quick clean it up sorry dad sorry dad what what what why were you green I don't understand this game because I'm a safari baby what does it have to do with anything I have no idea what did you do animal no hate some of the gloves I hate some of the gloss all right but that's only because I'm a professional what concert costs 45 cents a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback ah that's a great joke I guess well was that Vic as well in here it is what are you doing here yeah just like two dads coming at once like all right chill fam all right Mitch you're not getting the new at this time that's all it's all closed up you can't even Kos if you wanted to all right like what are you thinking oh no you don't know I may I'm telling you right now that's not happening much that's not happening what do you got oh is a nice no it's not you know I have a battery no we having a battery I am writing my you having a battery oh that's right I literally took it off and you won't even looking right oh oh I'm gonna take it right off you as soon as you pick it up you're an idiot all right wait what no no no no no not like this oh it's Gigi I can't find any bit no pills no pills for little locks no where is babby where baby word of ID's word Abids wait you're only on 60% health oh you had tons of health left do ya I thought you were gonna be like fine forever all right no we're good we're back in this game dude I'm back in it Oh Mitch mommy's coming home oh oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no let's no let's no let's it's not gonna be let them it's not gonna be let them hey Mitch I might win my first game ever I can't wait I'm gonna win here we go I'm gonna win it's just what winning feels like where'd you go I'm gonna win this is the first time someone's won yeah yeah daddy wins boy daddy wins you yep know it to be fair I couldn't find you and you were dying all right Mitch let's do final around you ready zip fooling around final round now Mitch if you can try to keep me alive I will give you $5.00 five of them you know the hairs on dulls I'll give you five real yep you would I know just FEMA can maybe you I play the bangers first a cappella banger fuss can't just split chill I already won abc123 what you gonna do yellow-red-blue no contact listen I just you've ruined my confidence at a young age now I'm never gonna be good at life I'm never gonna be good what I'm not actually your dad joke's on you and we like fire that's it I'm killing myself you know what Mitch you are my mom and you know why you're my mama you're starting the car you about to blow up my room no oh yes you are it's Ryan I meant no dude I don't hey how do I take the key from you ready I'll move the gear for a little I love the parking brake are you ready Mitch say aye aye captain I can't hear you get out me come no let him I didn't get out of the car Mitch I didn't get out of the car you know that's I think you could have stopped that you took the keys I think ition but you didn't Oh God alright well I guess at that point we're gonna go ahead and wrap up the video right there or if you guys did enjoy today's session all here's your daddy if you guys did let us know like going down below and we'll catch you guys next time


Leyla Skye · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

O o f

Caden Long · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

Was this before he played fortnite 24/7

Colby Hibner · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

Noice intro. Why don’t u do it

Judit Slager · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

So funny lol

Shawneen Allen · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

who is here when lachlan plays fortnite

ShadowWolf51105 Oof · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

When you were fighting the picture of the salt you were assalting it…

Haha get it?! 😂

Poke'bro Aiden Gaming · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

its funny lachys so loud and you can barly hear mitch

David Nájera · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

Anyone April 2019

D emmxz · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

Anyone 2035? Or just me

domination stasion tnt · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

I love beija kannada I'm so happy you played with him love you………………….

Michaela Prater · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

1:00 cheesed face

First Borne · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

Gotee ha gotee ha ha gotee

First Borne · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am


First Borne · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

Idiots: 2 0 1 9

R The gamer · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

Yes I am from 2019

Marc Ramsperger · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

Happy easter and Lachlan is a god at fortnut

Benjamin Andion · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am


Allison O Donovan · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

Why is it called baby goes on vacation?????

james daigle · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

2019 anyone

J McFrenchie · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

Ok, so does anyone know the name of the song? He used to put it in the description but he stopped with this intro and I can't be bothered trying to find it.

V1one 236 · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

2019 2019 2019 2019 2019 anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone

Bailey Lowery · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am


LORD LEO 523 · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

before fortnite

KendallZside ! · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

Mitch I swim oh I die

Glxy Blaze · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

Who’s else love Lachlan’s old intro

FireDrops · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am


Angelo Torres · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am


SubhanA 57 · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

april 2019 anyone?

Llama Kingkiller 1,000,000 · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

Why is there so much ads

Finn Mcmahon · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

Nn ¯_(ツ)_ /¯. M

Parkour POW HD · May 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

Did anyone see the dildo in the drawer 9:58?

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