AIB : Honest Bars & Restaurants | Part 03

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Excuse me? Bill please. Bill please. Sir… Ma'am, where's sir? There's no sir, give it to me Ma'am I'll give you the bill And you'll pass it to sir I'd rather give it to him directly Why? Can't give bill to a girl? Ma'am today you're asking for bill tomorrow it will be rights But seriously you haven't come here with any gent? Have come alone Father? Died 5 years ago Brother? Only child Alas! Cousin? In US Ex-boyfriend? Dead. Friends with benefits? Dildo. Laundryguy? Malti? Damn it! Doctor? You mean Dr. Gupta? Dr. Gupta! So call Dr.Gupta… Why do you assume that’s a man? One minute One minute, one minute, one minute. It's happy hours here and you have ordered fresh lime soda Which means? It's a boy! Seriously? Fine. Wasn't this much ado about nothing? Thank you! Thank you sir. Thank you so much sir! Hi, excuse me, what cocktails do you recommend? We have the Cosmopolitan, we have the Screwdriver, we have the Slippery Nipple, we have the Sex on The Beach, Sex On Mountain, Orgy in Ooty Handjob At Godhbharai, Wet Spot On Dadi’s Blanket, Masturbating To Shaktimaan, Sexy Maths Teacher, Using Geography Note Book as a Tissue Paper, sadness that comes after masturbation, which is the ladies' favourite. Actually I am allergic to that so can we just add instead a bit of Just one of those please and then you can give me the bill. Thank you. Perfect, and what about you sir? Huh? I'm good, I'm good. Thank you. Hey, you're veg? Bro, you're asking the same thing for 10 years Tell me one thing Are you a horse cause you're eating grass? LOLOLOLOL Ha ha very funny. Try chicken, try it Eat it like it's paneer No, I don't want to, I don't like it. Try these fish finger What's the problem with fish? Fish is just paneer that can swim Eat it like it's paneer No I’m good man. Beef burger? What's beef? Buffalo What do you get from a buffalo? Milk What do you get from milk? Paneer Eat it like it's paneer Eat it, eat! Try lamb! Who had a lamb? Mary! What rhymes with Mary? Dairy! What do you get in dairy? Milk! What do you get from milk? Paneer! Eat it like it's paneer Go die, you jerk You know what my brother-in-law did recently? Marry Know what comes after wedding? Honeymoon. Know where he went for honeymoon? Switzerland. Know what you get in Switzerland? Yeah, yeah, Switzerland has cheese And cheese relates to paneer No Switzerland has beautiful scenery Where do we have beautiful scenery in India? Kashmir. What movie was made in Kashmir? Kashmir Ki Kali. Whom did it star? Shammi kapoor. Who is Shammi Kapoor's contemporary? Jeetendra. Who is Jeetendra's daughter? Ekta kapoor. What movie did Ekta Kapoor make? Krishna Cottage. What else is cottage? Cottage Cheese. What is cottage cheese called in Hindi? Paneer! So eat it like it's paneer Eat it, you impotent! No! Non veg is best bro! NON VEG NON VEG NON VEG! Eat it like it's paneer Eat it like it's paneer Eat it like it's paneer Have you ever tried a human? Tastes exactly like paneer Eat it like it's paneer Puke! Puke! Puke! He finished the alcohol first! So obviously he's more macho! Guys, remember the old college story? That I'll shout and let everyone know Loud Agreement. Excuse me sir, so sorry. But could you all Take it in your mouth and dance Other tables are saying This restaurant doesn't belong to you Guys guys guys… You all forgot! Which is why I got from Ahmed Bakery last minute Rs.200 cheap cake! We got an excuse! To scream in public! His dad forgot condom Now you all regret Now you all regret!


36 Comments

Nikhil Reddy · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

@AIB make more such videos

Dhruv Chaturvedi · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Foetus ki spelling galat hai chutiyon ..πŸ–•πŸ–•

Rupam Bhowmik · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Abish really… People are mother fuckers how called you unfunny idiot…

Stand Up Status · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Vivek R Sharma · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Wapas aa jao be, nobody will curse you. You were doing good and there is nothing for which world cannot forgive you. Ye gaand jala ke gayab ho jana bhi to theek nahi hai na, ek baar firse khade ho jao aur wapas rule karo. Sabki life me koi na koi story hoti jai jo unko aage jane se rokti hai par break ke baad sab wapas aate hai. Tum bhi aa jao.

Saurab Kunwar · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

" Khaa na, napunsak khaa!"

Rahul RT · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Ae khaana napunsak khaana..

DHANRAJ KAUSHIK · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Chutiyapa

Pransie · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Anyone notice the joke on 0:07 in the text on his phone? πŸ˜€

AA ANIMATIONS · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Don't u think they took it too far depicting the first scene . Come on … even if they do gave the bill to the males …… they won't mind if a woman pays the bill

Gyanendra Chaudhary · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

E ka bavasir bnaye ho

Ethan Hunt · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Who else watching old videos of AIB😭

Yogesh Asariya · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Friends with benefits dildoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The Kevin Cruz Show · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

I miss Aib .. Sob.
Goodbye to intelligent comedy

Shivaditya Singh · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

c r i n g e

Ashish Lehri · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

I swear I am seeing this video for the first time..I never knew that there is a third part to honest restaurant vids

Darshan Shankar · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

That fat guy with glass chuitya acting matlab jabarjasti trying to do comedy but sucks

Pradhyum Bandekar · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Plz come back

Ducky MoMo · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

2019?

Mridul Sharma · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

4:28 bhenchod πŸ˜‚

chirag Sethi · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Ae kha na napunsak, kha na

btsque _ · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Ay tune kabhi aadmi khaya hai? Ek dum paneer jaisa hota hai.

SSS · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

"comedy"

Tanha Tonni · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

veg wala joke k lie you got my dislike

Nishant Chauhan · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Using geography notebook as a tissue paperπŸ˜‚

Abhishek Vines · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

What u guys are sayin to eat beef πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘

Vanshika Agarwal · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Iska baap nirodh bhul gya , Iska baap nirodh bhul gya… Ab tum sab bhugto
Lmao 🀣🀣🀣🀣πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ’―

Saurabh Wagare · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Where are you all
…. missing you a lot..,.

KP Padmapriya · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

5:30 When my mom says, "Aaj Ghar pe tinde babe Hain."

psn zsus · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

aj ap bill mang rahi hain kal rights mangy gi hahahahahahahahaa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Bhakti Bhoir · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Iska bap nirodh bhul gyaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Animesh Srivastava · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Aaj bill mang rahi ho, kal rights maangogi 🀣🀣🀣🀣

siladitya mondal · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Feminist pagal chod hai aib k sab

Dr.sanjay saini · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Ladkiya kabhi bill nahi deti

Kshitij Dev · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

Bogus

carryminati's personal info · May 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

0:58 Engineer is great Er.Gupta

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